Nick Brewer

Traverse City | New England ✞ Post University Hockey Barstool Athlete

[NHL Trump @trump_nhl]

Sleepy Steve Yzerman FAILED to improve the Detroit Red Wings at the trade deadline, leading to one of the WORST CHOKE JOBS in National Hockey League history to miss the playoffs. Sadly, GREAT AMERICAN Dylan Larkin has seen enough, and has asked sleepy Steve for a trade out of the GREAT State of Michigan. The ridiculous Red Wings have brought TOTAL SHAME to their tremendous fans, who have been suffering very badly for many years, and now Captain Michigan wants out! A TOTAL DISASTER! Thank you for your ATTENTION to this MATTER! NHL President DONALD JOHN TRUMP

[Fat Chud Dug @DETdug]

Losing Larkin and Skubal in the same year.

[blashdril @blashdril]

Ken Holland should be in prison for drafting Cholowski, Rasmussen, and Zadina instead of Chychrun, Necas, and Hughes

[The Joker @JohnnyGiunta_]

This one hit me. Grandparents are the best. Hug them today. I wish I could.

[Nike @Nike]

No alterations needed.

@McIlroyRory proves he is tailored for the moment, securing back-to-back jackets at Augusta.

[AmericanPapaBear™ @AmericaPapaBear]

"The actual Venezuelan people, the ones who lived under Maduro's boot, a whole lot of them are celebrating."

"But you, sitting on your couch, eating your DoorDash, are pissed off."

"Last week you were mad at Nick Shirley for exposing corruption, this week you are mad about an administration that doesn't even govern you."

"You rotate outrage like it's a subscription service."

"Pick a standard, or admit you don't have one."

BASED!!!

[Red Wings Diehards™ @RedWingDiehards]

Detroit’s 2018 NHL Draft will go down as one of the worst in franchise history. At the near beginning of a rebuild too. Honestly I wish there was something the Detroit Police Department could do about this. Borderline treasonous by Holland & Wright.

[Frank Kaminsky III @FSKPart3]

I’m old enough to remember being able to turn on the TV and just watch sports without needing 4000 different apps to do so. Just like make it stop. I want to click the on button and just bam, sports right there. Is that too much to ask for? Isn’t technology supposed to make life simpler?

[Dan Rapaport @Daniel_Rapaport]

2025 was the year Rory McIlroy went from a What Could’ve Been to an All-Time Fucking Legend.

[Masters Burner @ANGC_burner]

this basically sums it all up, folks.

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

“Go out there and play like you have the country on your back– because you do.”

CHILLS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺�

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

With Kimmel getting canned I’m seeing lots of people talking about the hypocrisy of cancel culture. To me Cancel culture is when people go out of their way to dig up old tweets, videos etc looking for dirt on somebody they don’t like in an effort to get them fired. Like if Kimmel got canceled for shit he did on the Man Show that would be cancel culture. But when a person says something that a ton of people find offensive, rude, dumb in real time and then that person is punished for it that’s not cancel culture. That is consequences for your actions

[Nick Brewer @nickbrewer79]

@johnnieO Played it in July, would love to go back as a spectator this time!

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

We probably aren’t meant to see this much death on the internet everyday

[Pino Americano @PinoAmericano]

Charlie Kirk was shot holding a microphone.
He used words. Democrats used violence.

[Patches O’Houlihan @sondraa]

It’s wild I can scroll on social media and I see a video of someone getting shot at their neck with no trigger warning. We’re way too desensitized that it’s becoming normal to see someone’s final moments on these apps

[Drew @DrewBanned]

Just take notes of everyone celebrating right now and those are the unwell people you should avoid contact with.

[Joe @UFLORIDAJOE]

Two small children will now grow up without a father because politics have become people’s religion.

[Brandel Chamblee @chambleebrandel]

They couldn’t debate him, so they shot him.

[mindy🌷 @mindyisser]

my husband spent four days with 9 of his oldest friends. i asked him if there was any news about their marriages, kids, families, jobs, etc. he said no. i asked what they talked about. he said they mostly tried to name every state capital and then every african country