Each year, I make one mistake when carving pumpkins for Halloween. This year, when slaughtering the rats to make the stuffing, I prepared WAY too many.
@Scottish_Vixen Not to make light, my friend, but I first read that as “thrashy” and I thought that sounded pretty cool! Like a rad metal chick, devil horns thrown up and everything!
And just wait until halftime when it’s revealed that they mistakenly booked AN usher instead of Usher.
Everybody will just be shown to different seats for 12 minutes or so. It’ll be fine.
America and Ranch Dressing. You can talk about freedom, capitalism, apple pie, and anything else you want, but your national obsession with Ranch is what archeologists and even geologists of the future will find, and it’s what you will have to account for at St. Peter’s gate.