contrary to the implication of my profile I am not 120 years old. the collective is timeless and incorporeal. we come from the region of space known as The Zone
@queenmyrtlew we think you may have a more serious physical condition than a headache. in fact, you are dead. what more serious condition is there?
oh yeah, pneumonia is worse. but we hope you don’t have pneumonia.
...do you?
i wouldn’t be lying if i- if we said we would never forget Jay Gatsby when we return to тне zопе. The collective neither forgets nor lies, and he was a most distinguished carbon-based lifeform.
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the тне zопе.
so that’s it then
wilson’s gone, gatsby’s gone, myrtle got hit by a car, tom and daisy have gone and buggered off, jordan is angry, wolfsheim is M.I.A.
the collective endures, but at what cost?
Constitution of the nick carraway collective
1. Always accept every request
2. Gatsby is sacred
3. Get eggs, milk, and cheese @ publix
4. Make another meme at 1400 hours
5. why did daisy say "if you want to kiss me Nick, no need to ask"
6. we're cousins wtf