nick

[nick @nickcoles444]

having your type sounds on and typing in the bathroom is disrespectful to me

[nick @nickcoles444]

Damn

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we could probably be trying a little harder to keep the dinosaurs in the park

[nick @nickcoles444]

why is it always people with two dropped classes and a substance problem telling me that i should rush

[nick @nickcoles444]

i’m always gonna say “me and ____” rather than the correct way. take your recency bias or don’t that’s not my problem.

[nick @nickcoles444]

definitely living a howard ratner kind of character arch

[nick @nickcoles444]

@itsmejwalt what

[nick @nickcoles444]

when people request songs they think they got the Blue Blizzard Funkadelic Act-Quick Fast Pass like no bro wait for doja cat to conclude

[nick @nickcoles444]

Roomate keeps kicking me out with the only reasoning being “daddy needs to dance.” Any advice?

[nick @nickcoles444]

i mean that kid always studying on friday and saturday nights has got to be buiding his villain origin story right

[nick @nickcoles444]

slowly untying and tying my shoe in class to edge all the closeted foot fetishers

[nick @nickcoles444]

crying and air squatting and shitting and pissing myself

[nick @nickcoles444]

the greatest american ploy is soap dispensers disguised as hand sanitizer

[nick @nickcoles444]

kid came into my room today and said “Giveon’s music is a little too lightskin for me”, followed up with “Oh you’re doing bio? Isn’t that like chemistry but a little more gay?” then used my coffee machine and left

[nick @nickcoles444]

girls will really say “wanna buy hematite rings” and then break your heart smh

[nick @nickcoles444]

waking up to 0 happy labor day texts

[nick @nickcoles444]

thought i was chillin but empty by juice wrld got the parfait, chicken parm and tofu special with noodles in my stomach feelin dif

[nick @nickcoles444]

@laurhurl no

[nick @nickcoles444]

people who give directions in place of friendly conversation are the muck of the world

[nick @nickcoles444]

@Tuckersbs @laurhurl https://t.co/hH5U6SeTN9

[nick @nickcoles444]

making eye contact with someone who is sitting next to you is kind of choking on milk