Nicholas Gutierrez, CDL

CEO/Founder of Fat Titty Trucking LLC. Fighting Texas Aggie Class of ‘97

[Nicholas Gutierrez, CDL @nickcolossalcok]

@PolishHostage07 Dont forget natural borders too lol

[Nicholas Gutierrez, CDL @nickcolossalcok]

@Badhombre If you’re a mildly attractive man in Austin the best way to pregame 6th street is go to a gay bar and look lost.

[Nicholas Gutierrez, CDL @nickcolossalcok]

@JarheadFrog I stg we’re the easiest people to rage bait on the planet lmao.

[Nicholas Gutierrez, CDL @nickcolossalcok]

@thelsuchad Easy rage bait lol

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@undercoveraggie The real question is why is the president of the United States of America taking time out of his day to talk college football? Like go bomb Iran you orange fuck my grandparents oil checks have been a little light lately.

[Nicholas Gutierrez, CDL @nickcolossalcok]

@Longhorns4397 @undercoveraggie @jared_shult Dumbass sip can’t tell when I’m complementing the general acceptance of homosexuality at his fuck-ass university.

[Nicholas Gutierrez, CDL @nickcolossalcok]

@undercoveraggie @jared_shult Here me out. There’s a fag school down the road 90 miles that we haven’t been in 15 years. Maybe we need a little more #fag in at the school.

[Nicholas Gutierrez, CDL @nickcolossalcok]

@apralky This nigga don’t know how basis points work lmao

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@maroonwhitebias @TrevAlberts THEY HAD PACIFICOS!!!

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@txamufootball @catorano What happens when you take a plane?

[Nicholas Gutierrez, CDL @nickcolossalcok]

@The7Creature That’s my quant… My quantitative

[Texas A&M Football @AggieFootball]

RETWEET IF YOU NEED THAT MIKE ELKO HALFTIME SPEECH

[Nicholas Gutierrez, CDL @nickcolossalcok]

@KirkHerbstreit @TexasTechFB @Joey_Galloway I went to watch A&M play them there in 2011. A tech fan told me to “suck a dick” as me and my family were walking back to our car (which had been keyed). I was 9.

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this is the exact pep talk i gave my empty living room while i paced during halftime

[Nicholas Gutierrez, CDL @nickcolossalcok]

@dc_roark @on3 @jdpickell Update?

[BB @GigsandSwigs]

600 likes? Aggies are such pussies. Can we not cry for our rivals? I, an Aggie, will not be rooting for a longhorn QB to ‘ball out’. FDB

[Nicholas Gutierrez, CDL @nickcolossalcok]

@BillPeacock3 Sure we’re playing the “whore” lol

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@KamVTV My sperm donor kids half-cousins friend also recently transferred to A&M and said that in the business school they are teaching how to properly cut off the hands Belgian Congo slave labor. Horrible institution! I will not be sending my kid there!!

[Nicholas Gutierrez, CDL @nickcolossalcok]

@shallowedout That’s all anyone needs. Everything else is liberal pussy shit.

[Nicholas Gutierrez, CDL @nickcolossalcok]

@CFBW2W If Texas A&M as an 11 seed losses to Texas Tech as a 6 seed in the first round of the 2025 cfp, then I’ll cut my dick off with an electric saw.