Nick Guerra

The Little Long Haired Comic. I was on Gabriel Iglesias Stand Up Revolution Season 2, Last Comic Standing Season 8 & The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.

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I don't know who got Eleven upset, but I got her back, homie! So don't mess around unless you want things to get stranger!

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Well... 🤣🤣🤣

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Jokes are theories. And live shows are how those theories get tested. Lol!

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BREA IMPROV - Tomorrow Night!!

#Brea #NICKGUERRA #Nickcomic #Standupcomedy

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Anyone who's been to my shows know that I tell all their secrets. (And I do it all out of love!)

Upcoming Shows:
**BREA**, **LAS VEGAS**, **SUNNYVALE**, **DALLAS**, **SAN ANTONIO**, **FT WORTH** AND **HOUSTON**!!

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If dogs have such better noses than us, why do they only want to smell each others' poop and pee?

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I need to send an important email but I'm gonna wait until tomorrow.

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Most podcast conversations sound like rejected dialogue from Fight Club.

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Valentines Day. The day of the year when any guy asking "Where the h0es at?", he's legitimately asking.

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I guarantee that Rihanna doesn't care about any of our hot takes on her performance.

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I just got abs watching this Halftime performance.

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If you would have told me 50 years ago that Rihanna would be the halftime show at the Super Bowl, I would have said, "Yeah I know. " Because I was a psychic in my past life.

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I watched an AI version of the Super Bowl. It goes on for 53 quarters.

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You ever try to find a place to be away from people... and people be there... or even worse, follow you there.

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Every political debate needs to start with a dance off.

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@PhotographerJRR I've only heard myself say it. Lol

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People make life to complicated. Either I f*cks with you or I don't.

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Real simple explanation for climate change. Lol! Enjoy!

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NEW STAND UP CLIP!
Lots of self proclaimed champs... walking around... thinking they did something. Lol!!

But what do I know... I'm still pure and waiting for marriage 😆

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