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[Black Mirror @blackmirror]

Don't do it. https://t.co/dZUeyxW50x

[Sam Francisco @samfranczak]

I think the best thing that happened in 2018 was the emergence of that girl who eats a bunch of edibles and then films makeup tutorials

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

soooo i actually sympathized for these guys until i found out that they literally dine and dash and have a history of doing it at this exact location.. they got that woman fired out of a job because they wanted to lie for retweets. i am livid

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

*Do a Jamaican accent*

My Brain:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it

Me:

[- @nickdifeleech]

There’s nothing more unattractive than someone who leaves their signal light on

[Baby Wook😵‍💫 @AubryElean]

Mo Bamba even got the kids wildin

[lucy,, @curledbitch]

who the fuCK CHANGED THE SOUND LMAOOOO

[Abby Dermody @abbydermody]

went to class today really thinking i had grabbed my computer off the kitchen counter

[søcks @thegoodwar]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

bank account: $200.00

me: *spends $20.00*

bank account: $180.00

me:

[s @salvucciodamico]

LOL WHO IS THIS GIRL THE EDITING

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

Brenda made the entire Scary Movie franchise

[- @nickdifeleech]

After how many sneezes is it socially acceptable to stop saying ‘bless you’ cause I really don’t have the time or energy to bless your ass 8 times Karen