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49ers & Lakers Apologist
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[Sean Koerner @The_Oddsmaker]

Marco Rubio finding out he's now a starting WR for the 49ers

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Niners who have had/are dealing with an injury:

Ricky Pearsall
Mike Evans
Andrew Farmer
De’Zhaun Stribling
Kyle Shanahan
Jordan James
Malik Mustapha
Kaelon Black
Vederian Lowe
Mikail Kamara
Christian Kirk
Gracen Halton

[49erCarlos @49erCarlos]

You know what would make this even better @JohnLynch49ers 😏📞

#FTTB

[NFL @NFL]

49ers signing WR Deebo Samuel to a one-year deal worth up to $7 million. (via @RapSheet)

[𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙎𝙁𝙉𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙨 @TheSFNiners]

The #49ers have signed Deebo Samuel to a 1-year $7M deal, per @RapSheet

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

2020: The Science™ is settled

2021: Trust the Science™

2022: Sorry you lost your job for not trusting The Science™

2023: We have recalled The Science™ from the market

2026: The Science™ pleads the 5th

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

San Francisco 49ers coach Kyle Shanahan suffered significant injuries in a car accident during his summer break in mid July that now will leave him limited as the team opens training camp.

Shanahan broke his nose, three ribs, his hand, needed over 40 stiches in his face and suffered a severe concussion during a July 14 car accident when he collided with an SUV near his northern California home, per me and @nwagoner.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

What is wrong with the @USATODAY They are so blinded by their hatred of Caitlin Clark they cant even see straight. Pathetic excuses for humans and “journalists” Just stop talking about her already #boycottusatoday

[Drew Holden @DrewHolden360]

Step 1: “Voter fraud doesn’t happen,” CNN

Step 2: “Fine, voter fraud happened,” CNN

Step 3: “Voter fraud happening doesn’t mean what you think it means,” CNN

[OldTimeHardball @OleTimeHardball]

The decline from this photo, to the current state of ESPN

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Any person over 40 realizes that this is the Marlboro font. The people in charge of this are clearly under 40.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Isn’t it weird how unsubsidized consumer goods like TVs, appliances, clothes, all get cheaper and cheaper…while anything government puts its hands on, healthcare, housing, food, tuition, cars, utilities…just gets more and more unaffordable?

Oh well. Probably nothing.

[Erika Sanzi @esanzi]

"The problem isn’t that Whitehouse insists on corroboration in a general sense. Serious allegations deserve careful scrutiny, evidence, and due process. The problem is that his evidentiary standard changes depending on the politics of the people involved."

https://t.co/TxPGgf6APz

[Lyndsey Fifield @lyndseyfifield]

I've never taken a dime from AIPAC or Koch. I shouldn't need to say that.

My Linkedin is public. I haven't worked “in politics” since the beginning of 2023 when I was digital marketing director for @NikkiHaley. After having a miscarriage I made the difficult but correct decision to prioritize my family.

God is faithful—we welcomed another baby in November of that year.

Since then, the only campaign I've waged has been against the kudzu vines creeping into my gardens, and the only lobbying I've done has been trying—so far in vain—to convince my husband to let me get chickens.

We live a simple, beautiful life.

While I have received overwhelming support from across the political spectrum since June 4th, I was horrified by the dismissive comments made by people like @SenWhitehouse and @jodikantor who believed the Platner campaign's lie that I was a “political operative.”

One of many, many lies they've been caught in.

I've received and accepted many sincere apologies since @jaketapper @alligordon_ reviewed my evidence and did what the NYT failed to do (called my sources to corroborate my claims).

@SenWhitehouse, you rushed to publicly condemn me without bothering to get the facts right back in June.

You had over a month to reflect on that mistake but instead of apologizing or even admitting you were wrong, you chose to double down. How truly pathetic.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Now we have two morons fighting over who's the bigger moron.

Notice how every time I call them out for colluding in a fake race, suddenly they pretend to spar?

We call that a clue.

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

Hitting golf balls off a yacht listening to Ella Langley.

Erling Haaland might be an honorary American at this point

[WPRI 12 @wpri12]

Rhode Island is the worst of all the continental United States for business, according to CNBC's latest annual rankings. More from @TedNesi: https://t.co/mBaExHwzuG

[Kit Kat ((commissions open)) @kittischmitti]

Incredibly awful way to find out this bullshit ass show is still going

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Spoke to Mitch McConnell this morning and he’s doing fine

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Folarin Balogun will be available to play in USA's Round of 16 match against Belgium on Monday, FIFA announced.

The FIFA Disciplinary Committee has suspended the red card issued to the USA striker during their Round of 32 win over Bosnia and Herzegovina.