Nick Jones

Addicted to stand up comedy,do a tight 10! Enjoy Speedway, Poole Pirates fan, horse racing,Racemaker from the start. Father of Nik Redneck Jones ex MMA fighter

[Nick Jones @Nickdoesstandup]

@racingblogger @RacingPost Because you are full of shit?

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@nexta_tv "Everybody was kung fu fighting ".

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@WorkElizab Let him cry!

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@mattforde Spot on as always Matt!
Love starting my Saturday with a good laugh!

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@AWPRCO Obviously cnuts because they are walking their dogs in extreme temperatures!

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Great night @theAtticVenue in Totton last night watching @GreekComedian tour show "Immigrateful".
Thanks for taking me time after for a quick pic.

[𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐡 🐴 @JockeyRach]

Business is booming…I now have merch! 😁🫶🏻

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@brucemillington Usually no value on Skybet or is it just the prices on the horses?
I suppose if I had to pick one it would be United.

[OutKick @Outkick]

We got a winner for fart of the year and it’s only May

[Andrew Yates @freddy6T6]

I’d call Ivan a Paddy Power regular and a Leopardstown regular, both for 35+ years.

To refuse him a payment on track without proof of address is ridiculous when he had his passport

€2k at 2/9. Over 80% his own stake.

Utterly shameful @paddypower

He’s v upset - please RT

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@AtTheRaces @MCYeeehaaa @GinaMangan7 Why does Matt Chapman insist on asking jockeys cringeworthy questions time after time when doing interviews.
Not only does he embarrass himself he embarrass's them too.

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@loughnane_billy @SportingLife Fantastic day for all concerned!
Great to see you celebrating like you did and so should you!
First of many in my humble opinion.
Top jockey and a lovely person too.

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@WolfprwX Old MacDonald had a video,AI AI O.

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@racingblogger Probably get beaten to a pulp for wearing an All Blacks shirt!

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@Everymancinema Billie Jean!

[Simon Brodkin @SimonBrodkin]

All dates for my biggest ever tour are now on my website ✨ 

50+ shows across UK, Ireland, Australia, Sweden, Greece & Cyprus 🇬🇧🇮🇪🇦🇺🇸🇪🇬🇷🇨🇾

📅 Presale starts Tue 21 April, 10am BST. To get your presale code, click link in bio.

🎤 Can’t wait to take ‘Unleashed’ somewhere near you…

[Nick Jones @Nickdoesstandup]

@SimonBrodkin Great night watching your W.I.P. @theberrytheatre in Hedge End tonight.
Thanks for taking the time afterwards for an autograph and photo,much appreciated.
Good luck with the tour proper which starts in September folks!

[Nick Jones @Nickdoesstandup]

@mulldog Yep,me too.
Only use it for Super 6 and ITV 7 so doesn't affect me.

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@racingblogger Try swinging and give up the golf Bloggsy!.
Smartest dressed golfer ever!

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@FOBRacing I think you are being way over generous with your summation of her!