Nick Dolan

Slowly yet surely developing a self-destructive personality

[Nick Dolan @nickdolan13]

Dear @espn and @NBA, make sure @heydb is involved in more broadcasts.

That is all, thank you.

[Nick Dolan @nickdolan13]

@PabloTorre Hahaha you’re amazing

[Nick Dolan @nickdolan13]

@iamjohnoliver @LastWeekTonight John, I know you’re not going to read this - but hopefully at least someone from your staff will: I love you and thank you for all that you do.

[Nick Dolan @nickdolan13]

@AnthonyGreen really admire your approach of mastering the idea of giving. How do you become okay with not even receiving a simple ‘thank you?’ It’s so hard but I’m working on it myself.

[The Lawrence Arms @TheLawrenceArms]

Sometimes it seems weird how we are the best band of all time. But then I remember that that’s just how the science nets out. Thanks. #PeaceAndLove

[Brendan Kelly: Juggalo @badsandwich]

If one more person smugly posts a fucking phone number as though that’s enough on its own to fix anything im gonna kill myself.

[Ariaga II @glowingrec]

Two different, but acceptable responses from men of the cloth re: Anthony Bourdain

[The New York Times @nytimes]

8% of Mexico's certified tequila makers are women. Meet one of them: Melly Barajas Cárdenas, who has been in the business for 2 decades and hires primarily women. https://t.co/Q4HULOuKTc

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

It's 3 p.m., let's watch Fred Durst unleash an astonishingly bad guitar solo https://t.co/8RTDaH0AnU

[Stereogum @stereogum]

Watch Rami Malek (@ItsRamiMalek) as Freddie Mercury in the first trailer for Queen (@QueenWillRock) biopic 'Bohemian Rhapsody' https://t.co/wxbIKfsnWk

[LEGO Joseph Smith @Mormonger]

Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s

[Nick Dolan @nickdolan13]

@KaliMasiBand want you boys to know I’m keeping up with your stuff and listening to Wind Instrument regularly. You dudes are killing it. Hope to share a bill again in the future. #respect

[Eliza Skinner @elizaskinner]

Coyotes don’t run away - they pause and stare, like they’re trying to place you. One did this to me on the way home and I rolled down the window and said “I used to bartend at a fondue place?” He snapped his paw and said “right that’s it” and trotted off in the rain.

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

I thought that Betsy DeVos interview was an episode of Drunk History but turns out she’s the Secretary of Education

[Nick Dolan @nickdolan13]

This is one of the worst selection shows I’ve ever seen @TBSNetwork. Just awful.

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Emotional Moment: Robert De Niro Just Saw Himself In The Memoriam Reel, And Now He Can’t Get The Attention Of Anyone In The Oscars Audience https://t.co/PXXvtH4ReF

[Nick Dolan @nickdolan13]

@topshelfrecords @delpaxtonmusic I legit listen to this record once through three or four times a week.