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[Saab Guru @NickDondlinger]

@brandl_n What is observation year? Double secret probation?

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@amuse They never seem to see the road past their headlights.

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@brandl_n @historyinmemes As a collective we are…but individually everyone is significant to each other.

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@brandl_n @WagerWire Ty Detmer is obviously worthy of such an homage.

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@brandl_n @dekker Heard D. Adams was looking to get out of Vegas.

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@brandl_n @espnhomer For 8mm I’d slip and slide the trough urinals.

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@dyl_ftr @zachlanebryan Things that didn’t happen for $1000, Alex…

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@brandl_n @AlTheBoss03 You could buy some solid Zaug’s grilled cheeses, or the best microwave Zaug’s pizza this side of Lake Michigan however.

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@brandl_n @bagsfan75_Tony Wrong. Kapowski.

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@brandl_n @stoolpresidente Tough but fair.

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@wm_will Ouch.

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@brandl_n @CastellKim Solid.

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@wm_will @elonmusk You don’t get to pick your own handle?

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@KariByron I have been saying that since 1997, and even wrote a paper on the benefits of hydrogen cars vs. gas or electrics. Unfortunately I was a freshman at a nothing DIII school in Wisconsin, and pursued a degree in criminal justice…but I was dead on in the area!

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@philippkoller_ @kurt_colorado @GRDecter I think any assets they have now should go into a trust while in office, if they want to continue to invest they should be limited to indexes or mutual funds.

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@brandl_n @ShitpostGate This was always worthless.

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@McDonalds We don’t have those nice covers anymore…and have to ask for straws…fyi, the coke doesn’t taste as good when it’s not aerated in a straw. And, our straws aren’t making it into the noses of turtles. #SaveTheStraws

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I would like to thank @Delta and the wonderful Delta Redcoat @ATWairport for going above and beyond to get me re-routed around the weather, and to my final destination faster, and they made sure my bag made it. Job well done. @apgcrew, you’re why I fly Delta.

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Hey @Delta I’ve been on hold for over 55 mins, the first call, I got hung up on by the automated system while on hold. The app isn’t working, and im@just trying to get rebooked on one of your partner carries. Any help?

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@brandl_n @AlTheBoss03 Rickie Weeks