Nick Driver

[Reigatians AFC @Reigatians]

Downsides:
Will not be allowed to pretend you are anything other than a shit Saturday footballer 💩⚽️
Have to buy your own shorts and socks 🩳🧦
Will be entered into the step 6 county cup so won’t win it 😢
Get to hang out with Shane and Brickers every Saturday evening 😔

[Reigatians AFC @Reigatians]

Pluses:

Three slices of pizza included in your match fee (if you can work out how to pay them) 🍕🍕🍕
Get access to the first fully AI pensioner outside of China until it his spag bol is ready 🤖 🍝
Get to hang out with Shane and Brickers every Saturday evening 😍

[Reigatians AFC @Reigatians]

Are you:

✔️Shit at replying to WhatsApp?
✔️Unable to set up apps on your phone to pay your subs?
✔️Ok with playing on an unmown hill and watching the 40 year olds in your team put up and take down the nets?

Then we could be for you.

[Reigatians AFC @Reigatians]

🚨WE’RE RECRUITING🚨

Following another crap season that ended with no teams in the top half of their divisions Old Reigations AFC (not the rugby club) are looking to add more mediocre players to our club.

[Nick Driver @nickdriver10]

2x Queen's Stand Tickets going for Oaks Day at Epsom this Friday, PM if interested.

[Nick Driver @nickdriver10]

Wow wow wow Laurel River sensational

[Nick Driver @nickdriver10]

Dubai World Cup

Not the best renewal, but think Laurel River can pinch it from the front at a price. There is very little pace in the race and if he can nick a lead and rack n' stack them into the final bend he'll go very close. Derma Sotogake the one to challenge.

[Nick Driver @nickdriver10]

Sheema Classic

Another proper race, Liberty Island and Augusta Rodin are class but slightly too short, either could run away with it but sticking with Emily Upjohn, proper filly who will relish the surface, connections won this with Dar Re Mi and I think they win here again.

[Nick Driver @nickdriver10]

Dubai Turf

Tricky affair, I think Lord North is slightly overpriced and should be 6s, will be on the premises again. Voyage Bubble is very interesting but the price has collapsed and about right now. Damon Beluga the pick of the Japanese horses, can't have Do Deuce.

[Nick Driver @nickdriver10]

Golden Shaheen

Proper race this, all the US horses are dangerous but Don Frankie (Nap) is far too big a price. A true pace horse on a pace favouring track, with the plum draw in 3. Already beaten Remake and looked the winner in the February Stakes but didn't see the trip out.

[Nick Driver @nickdriver10]

UAE Derby

Hard to see past the favourite, although no juice in the price at all, especially from that draw. Suggested watching brief really, maybe Mendelssohn Bay can emulate his sires crushing victory in this race, or place... At least.

[Nick Driver @nickdriver10]

Al Quoz

Odd race this, not the classiest Al Quoz, Star Of Mystery probably slightly too short, California Spangle best horse in the race but on the downturn, Frost At Dawn dangerous but Danyah is the bet, ran two valiant races in defeat this year and can go well again.

[Nick Driver @nickdriver10]

Dubai Gold Cup

Cracking race, Tower Of London far too short on bare form. Trawlerman or Eldar Eldarov for me, slightly leaning towards the former who can continue his upward trajectory despite last year's run.

[Nick Driver @nickdriver10]

As much as I can't stand Twitter/X these days, I will share my thoughts ahead of a cracking DWC card tomorrow.

Godolphin Mile
Straight shootout between the front two, although likelyhood the pace is too quick and they cut each others throats, Qareem to pick up EW pieces.

[Nick Driver @nickdriver10]

@andy_syn_8_ I still have scars from doing this 🤣

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

DAY 1️⃣2️⃣

TODAY'S THE DAY... 🎄

The final giveaway of our PDC x @Winmau 12 Days of Christmas is this incredible Blade 6 Board, Surround set and darts!

What a prize... 🙌 Simply retweet this post to enter for your chance to win!

Explore the full range: https://t.co/SCmyKojFHL

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

We're not turning the treble 20 green, we're donating £1K for every 180 at Ally Pally to @ProstateUK

But we've still got some of the green T20 boards to giveaway

RT for a chance to win one of the last 4 boards

With only 100 made, it's a chance to own a piece of darts history.

[Nick Driver @nickdriver10]

22:20 - Don't like the Brits at all, She Feels Pretty and Hard To Justify are too big at the prices, should be shorter.

23:00 - Baffert wins, hoping Prince Of Monaco can hold them off but has to stay.

23:40 - River Tiber punted off the boards like a good thing, I think he is.

[Nick Driver @nickdriver10]

Breeders' Cup time, one of my favourite meetings of the year.

9:00 - BIG EVS has the running style and pace to win this, won't have it easy with pace on inside but gets the lead, likely to win.

9:40 - Tamara looks tricky to beat but LIFE TALK a big price, draw the negative.

[Nick Driver @nickdriver10]

The GOAT of TV intros

[Stu’s Football Flashbacks @stusfootyflash]

Super Sunday’s brilliant intro from today in 1995, for the match between Southampton and Liverpool.

This was peak Sky Sports.