Nicole Derr

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

The CDC recommends staying at home with your dog so they’re not sad

[Apple TV @AppleTV]

Empathy is stronger than any rivalry. #TedLasso

[Nicole Derr @nickel1991]

@Chewy how many days am I going to have to wait for an email response from you since you apparently can’t be bothered to take phone calls from customers? “Always here for you when it’s convenient for us” might be a better slogan

[KID QUOTES! @LiveFromSnackTi]

I don’t want one.. I want a lot.

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

The one thing that’s always worth getting out of bed for… 🐶

@KristenBell @FallonTonight

[Nicole Derr @nickel1991]

@NJTRANSIT 4 separate buses have blown past my stop without any effort to pick up passengers. How is this acceptable?

[Nicole Derr @nickel1991]

@VZWSupport just curious why my order that was supposed to arrive in 2 days isn’t arriving for 2 more days. Can I be late on my bill from now on without any consequences?

[Nicole Derr @nickel1991]

Turns out @Target has a real steal from everyone to line executive pockets attitude as well

[Nicole Derr @nickel1991]

I thought @kroger was all about low prices not stealing from customers to line executive pockets

[Nicole Derr @nickel1991]

It’s a mood

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

It's @DukeMBB or nothing for Zion 😈

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

Our failures don’t name us - God does.

[Hamilton @HamiltonMusical]

.@TheAmandaGorman bringing the truth today.

[Nicole Derr @nickel1991]

Turns out @peacockTV is right. I will get to start watching @theofficetv like never before...with constant commercials. So glad we all got use to watching it without them the last several years. Thanks @peacockTV thanks.

[Ayanna Pressley @AyannaPressley]

Move, Mitch, get out the way.

[Nicole Derr @nickel1991]

I never fail to lose it watching the @TedLasso practice speech. Thanks for the memories AI #practice

[Nicole Derr @nickel1991]

@AmazonHelp Then stop guaranteeing delivery dates. You have billions of dollars. Hire people who haven’t been able to work. Do something with the billions of dollars you have.

[Nicole Derr @nickel1991]

If only @amazon could use their billions of dollars to make sure their customers get their packages on time. That would be great. But alas, @amazon only cares about profit. Drop prime membership prices since you can’t seem to honor the shipping timelines

[Nicole Derr @nickel1991]

@AmazonHelp I sure am. I was guaranteed delivery today, but yet again it won’t be here in your guaranteed time frame. Give us money off the prime membership my husband pays for since your company can’t hold up their end of things repeatedly

[KID QUOTES! @LiveFromSnackTi]

Chris Evans as kid quotes (a thread)

[Nicole Derr @nickel1991]

The duo I didn’t know I needed. Hurry up seasons two and three