Nicholas Ferrara

woke baby

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(267):
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...

[stegan the mallion @diablosasshole]

the beautiful amy winehouse is trending so let me drop this 🥰

[Nicholas Ferrara @Nickerrara]

WHAT ARE WE DOING?

[Nicholas Ferrara @Nickerrara]

A black just ran across my path....for reason I'm inclined to think it's not as bad?

[Nicholas Ferrara @Nickerrara]

#bagels

[Xstrology @XSTROLOGY]

If you ask advice from a #Pisces, you should do what they say, they’re always right.

[Xstrology @XSTROLOGY]

It's wise to follow a #Pisces advice. They know.

[Nicholas Ferrara @Nickerrara]

The guy at my bagel shop has discovered the word "boss" and insists on calling me one every time he addresses me ... #likeaboss

[Nicholas Ferrara @Nickerrara]

If a bird pooping on you is good luck, what does a taxi splashing slush on you mean? #winningthelotterytoday #nycwinterlove #imallwet

[Nicholas Ferrara @Nickerrara]

This is a public service announcement: Tom's are not meant to be worn during the rainnnnn #wetshoes #swampfoot #swampfootproblems

[Nicholas Ferrara @Nickerrara]

Just heard Justin Timberlaje referred to as "Ol' ramen noodle hair."

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(616): MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!

[Nicholas Ferrara @Nickerrara]

I smell barbeque EVERYWHERE

[Nicholas Ferrara @Nickerrara]

That moment when you're running late and you wish you had a portkey #harrypotterproblems

[Nicholas Ferrara @Nickerrara]

The best thing to do with the ends of a loaf of bread is make cinnamon sugar toast :-)

[Xstrology @XSTROLOGY]

No one can truly understand what goes on in a #Pisces mind, it's too complex for even them to understand.