Nick Hodder

I'm a technology guy, soccer coach, comedian, writer, semi-professional connect-4 player, and occasional liar. I'm following you on twitter, but not IRL.

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Moved the 30-year-old monolith to the cloud without refactoring it. Didn't fix anything. Just made the broken thing more expensive and gave it a better postcode.

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Buying tech is only half the battle. True transformation requires integrating systems into daily workflows and prioritizing the human experience to avoid redundant, manual work.

#WorkplaceDesign #DigitalTransformation #EmployeeExperience #HRTech #Leadership #FutureOfWork

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Perhaps Fraser's are fine with that.  But I'm not, so the next thing that happens is either a chargeback or a small claims court summons. Unless you can actually sort yourselves out by the end of the week.

God, this depressing isn't it?

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@SportsDirect_CS is your support department staffed by goldfish?  In an email you promised you would "get back to me" and tell me what is going on, and yet I have had no response, apart from a cavalcade of random people asking me for the same information and promising...

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I don't know if staff can't read the email thread, whether it's a systems problem, or if this department is staffed by people who are too lazy or incompetent to find out. Maybe they're not paid enough to care (If that's the case I'm not the least surprised. You have my sympathy)

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Hey @LFC I tried to help...

Nick: Hey ChatGPT, Make an excuse for Jürgen Klopp...

ChatGPT: "I'm sorry, I am not able to generate an excuse for Jürgen Klopp"

It's actually pretty good, this AI stuff.

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Rest assured that measures have been implemented to prevent similar occurrences in the future. We remain committed to transparency and accountability in all of our actions and decisions."

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Hey @10DowningStreet I got you bro.

Nick: Hey ChatGPT Write a generic government statement that doesn't admit responsibility for a mistake it definitely made...

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"After thorough review and investigation, it has been determined that there were certain actions taken that did not align with our policies and procedures. We regret any inconvenience or harm that may have been caused as a result...

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Hey @ReeceFitzgerald. I was "Nick" in your matinee today. I thought you were outstanding. Lovely improvised lines, particularly the one re my initials 🤣. Good luck with the rest of the run!

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@StuartMaconie Yeah. Nice on Stu. But how do I know it's really you?

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OK. I've just decided I'm Welsh.

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@paulyftaylor @HarryHill I feel like @HarryHill was provoked, but he needs to take some responsibility. He could have taken out a restraining order years ago, and now he's paying the price. @paulyftaylor is clearly a danger to himself and others.

[Paul F Taylor @paulyftaylor]

I think this video evidence will be really useful for my defence when I end up in court. He ( @HarryHill ) clearly started it!

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@SouthamptonFC I think it would be courteous if you responded and let me know how you intend to address it. Why should my daughters or any other girls attend your soccer schools if they're treated like they don't deserve to play football? #Lionesses #WEURO202 #weplaystrong

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@SouthamptonFC Was excited to send my 2 girls to your soccer school this week (still buzzin after Sunday). As the only 2 girls there they've spent 3 days getting abuse from boys re how they shouldn't play football. It's upsetting that you're not upfront in addressing this.

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@SouthamptonFC Was excited to send my 2 girls to your soccer school this week (still buzzin after Sunday). As the only 2 girls there they've spent 3 days getting abuse from boys re how they shouldn't play football. It's upsetting that you're not upfront in addressing this.

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I've always been impressed by Saints approach. This feels like an opportunity to address this with coaching staff and in turn the boys who are being coached. It's been a real challenge to keep them going, but they know they need to. It's why I wrote this:
https://t.co/oBVqLorwmo

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For 50 years football played by women was suppressed, with a ban on women playing football only lifted in 1971. Sunday’s game is so important because it represents the culmination of a century of work by incredible women...

https://t.co/oBVqLorwmo

#Lionesses #WEURO2022