hookins

When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail.

[hookins @nickhookins]

@MayorMattBrown @annahopkins11 #whyiride thanks for ruining another good thing city hall #sodumb #keepuber #freeicecream #sandwichboards

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

The 'selfie stick' is terrific for when you truly want to capture the essence of what a self absorbed sack of shit you are.

[hookins @nickhookins]

How effn drunk is gronk gettin tonight???!!!?? I'm saying #turbodrunk @DW_16 @RobGronkowski

[Bell Let's Talk @Bell_LetsTalk]

Today is #BellLetsTalk day. RT this message to help @howiemandel #endthestigma surrounding #mentalillness. http://t.co/7q5HgAaPbT

[hookins @nickhookins]

Raiders win! Raiders win!!!!!

[Kate Beirness @KateBeirness]

#GRONKdance https://t.co/McZKasX1Vh

[Jeff O’Neill @odognine2]

Meh

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

Jose Canseco shot his finger off while cleaning his gun. Yes. A guy who's been arrested for drug use and domestic violence owns a gun. #USA

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

I'm gonna eat so many yoga mats, it's not even funny. RT @UberFacts: McRibs contain azodicarbonamide, an ingredient used to make yoga mats.

[hookins @nickhookins]

@dutchysc @KateBeirness https://t.co/pjWtfYI9FN

[ESPN @espn]

After tonight’s performance, Henrik Lundqvist can order whatever he wants from the Swedish chef #ThisIsSC -> http://t.co/hRBmjWGhkm

[Riddick Bowe @riddickbowe]

If the @MapleLeafs lose tomorrow im going to knock out Randy Carlyle. One punch between the eyes #TMLtalk #Leafs #LeafsNation #BoweLeafsBowe

[CBC Olympics @CBCOlympics]

Justine and Chloe Dufour-Lapointe accept gold and silver medals for Canada: http://t.co/W08cPGY0RF #CBCOlympics

[hookins @nickhookins]

Use promo code PEYTON tonight while ordering papa johns and when your food is delivered a Seahawks DB will take It and eat it.

[hookins @nickhookins]

#BellLetsTalk

[bubba watson @bubbawatson]

College day outfit! #UGA

[hookins @nickhookins]

“@BleacherReport: VIDEO: Alabama mom jumps over a crowd to fight an Oklahoma fan at the Sugar Bowl http://t.co/CJxjK5XFNi”” @gribtor lol

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

BREAKING: Cowboys reach 10 year deal with Comedy Central to broadcast all December games starting next Sunday.

[Roy Hibbert @Roy_Meets_World]

I looked angry during the game its cause I used flexall/Bengay on my knees under my black tights. Somehow it got on my balls. Burned so bad