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[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me dissociating in the middle of a conversation

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Sometimes I’m late because I stay like this for a long time

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

why is my STOMACH GROWLING. EAT THE FAT. THATS FHE POINT.

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

Crazy that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline. But we're allowing them to run our entire country.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i love shimps

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

“I am no man” oh Éowyn, shield maiden of Rohan you will always be famous!

[ຸ @omolxlu]

how it feels to type in your email and password with a remote.

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

Remember when iPhones first came out and apps were just like...fake zippo lighters and like fake beer drinking apps and stuff. God what a moment in history

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

I can’t believe we used to throw toilet paper and eggs at houses and now we can’t afford toilet paper, eggs or a house.

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

[sky ミ☆ @dreamskyrivera]

it’s always "you’re autistic" and never "thank you for telling me everything you know about glee"

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Fathers don't usually d¡e during childbirth

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

[Mads @europemaxxed]

how i imagine my childhood cat is doing in heaven

[angel @angelshit]

Having a strong sense of justice in a world where nobody gaf