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Hey Andy, can I borrow your can opener?

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@Sm3llarina @KristyBusiness HAHAHA omg I apologize for the admiration I too still believe lol never was & never will be, ty for trailblazing

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@myynameskathryn thank you love you da best!!!

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@kyjellyybean @kayknaps it's all downhill from here. "This valley is so deep, I can barely see the sun..."

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@kayknaps @kyjellyybean I spy with my little eye Vicky

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@kyjellyybean @kayknaps hahahaha mom you're embarrassing me in front of my friends

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Apples to apples? You’re not a very good wizard.

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If you can successfully do your eyebrows on a moving train you're either 1) extremely talented or 2) probably a witch

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HOLY CUTE: For Women's History Month, a photographer dressed girls as iconic, inspiring women. http://t.co/UQOl8sVHLx

[Chicago Things to Do @redeyechicago]

Hitting "restart now" on accident is the ultimate first world office problem, you guys.

[Nip @nicki_nella]

If I order a sandwich and it doesn't come with a pickle do I dare call it a sandwich at all?

[Mindblown @mindblown]

This might explain your eating habits

[no plz @tbhplzdont]

if i had a dollar for every time someone spelled my name wrong

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I think we can all collectively agree that the Parent Trap Soundtrack is the best album of all time

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Daylight Saving Time has been such a cockblock to my productivity today

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

I cannot WAIT to get married. Gonna walk down the aisle to the theme from "Requiem for a Dream"

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Lukas remixed Sir Mix A Lot's one hit wonder *Baby Got Back* to a new *hit single* *Nicki's Got AIDS*

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The memes of Brad and Angelina asking to adopt Lupita are in fact not funny and I will literally lose it on the next idiot that posts one

[The Onion @TheOnion]

#Oscars Fun Fact: The red carpet is soaked in blood for 96 hours in preparation for the ceremony

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This was a little unsettling http://t.co/GTMq39Y3Xx