Nicki Carman

happy mama:)

[Nicki Carman @nickicarman]

I asked Cason what he would do if Santa cancelled Christmas and he said “I would...never forgive myself”

[Nicki Carman @nickicarman]

So we’re watching Rudolph...

[Nicki Carman @nickicarman]

Cason: "I love making you happy!"
...😭❤️😍

[Nicki Carman @nickicarman]

...chopsticks. They were chopsticks

[Nicki Carman @nickicarman]

Cason told me this morning that there were only two straws left in the drawer, that the rest were porkchops😂😂

[Nicki Carman @nickicarman]

He said, "you know, the guy that has a pencil behold his ear🤷🏻‍♂️"

[Nicki Carman @nickicarman]

So of course I had to ask who this pencil guy was.

[Nicki Carman @nickicarman]

I tucked Cason's hair behind his ear so he wouldn't get cereal milk in it and he said "Hey! Now I look like the pencil guy..."

[Nicki Carman @nickicarman]

Fortune cookies. You mean fortune cookies...

[Nicki Carman @nickicarman]

Cason: "he's just eating those Asian cookies with writing inside...that tell you what you're going to do today..."

[Nicki Carman @nickicarman]

"Hey, look! A treadmill for only $75!"
Andrew: "Where would you put it?"
"Up your butt"
A: "That sure would give me the runs, wouldn't it?"

[Nicki Carman @nickicarman]

Me: "Are you going to be a vegetarian?"
Cason: "No, I want to be an astronaut."

[Nicki Carman @nickicarman]

"Cason, what's your favorite animal?"
"Umm...a tiger!"
"A tiger? How come?"
"Because they're fierce! Really fierce!"
#conversationswithmykid

[Nicki Carman @nickicarman]

Andrew: "That's a bear-rel roll..."
...watching Baloo roll over the monkeys in the new jungle book🙄

[Nicki Carman @nickicarman]

Why is Kanye not wearing a shirt

[Nicki Carman @nickicarman]

miss this http://t.co/xpCKCOW0IL

[Nicki Carman @nickicarman]

clemson_a #batman #halloween #trickortreat http://t.co/BKOCjGjuF9

[Nicki Carman @nickicarman]

Efficiency at it's finest #theseguys #innovativeaf clemson_a http://t.co/Qjrsz2QEe9