Nicks Myself

🗯💬💭 I ♥️ teachers. My safe word is banana.

[Nicks Myself @nickie6machine]

According to the BMI I am at the perfect height and weight for a panda

[Nicks Myself @nickie6machine]

@johndavittontv Sitting on that ledge must’ve been beautiful and also a little terrifying

[Nicks Myself @nickie6machine]

@dubledeeeez @Dexerto I was thinking the same thing. He joins when the shows are looking like they’re already starting to slump.

[jasper nathaniel @infinite_jaz]

“Some men had to have their testicles amputated by doctors after beatings…”

Thread with some of the unspeakably depraved acts of rape and sexual assault by Israelis against Palestinians detailed in this piece:

[Phoenix 🇺🇸 @Phoenix2A_1980s]

I probably watched this 10 times in a row.

My GOD. 😂😭💀

[Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom]

Officially one of my fave cat videos of all time now

[Nicks Myself @nickie6machine]

@PowerSet0 @yaxleyx @Sykkuno That is really the most egregious part. Couples deal with cheating all the time and work through it if they want to. But cheating and raw dogging youngins is nasty work. And if he got any of them pregnant, the legal headache of working that out when a few of them are overseas

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Sound on.. 😂

[MayoIsSpicyy @Mayoisspicyy]

BREAKING NEWS:
Kristi Noem is stepping away from politics to spend time motorboating her husband.

[Nicks Myself @nickie6machine]

@mysteriousmizz Why wouldn’t you watch it again? I saw the movie but do not remember that much of it. Was it the scenes looking through the bookcases at the end?

[Nicks Myself @nickie6machine]

@johmag67 @nickycakes @dieworkwear Roasting on a thread about food. Love to see it

[Nicks Myself @nickie6machine]

@johndavittontv Faaaabulous gif there Mr Davitt

[Nicks Myself @nickie6machine]

@orangeribena @TomJohn15394888 @AMAZlNGNATURE @carsonkrow Today I learned they make orange Ribena. Must find

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Here are some sayings we haven’t heard in a while:

-“Hold your horses!”
-“She really takes the egg.”
-“You’re the bee’s knees!”
-“Cash Money Records taking over for the 9-9 into 2000.”

[Roger Clark @RogerClark41]

Wow this snow really has been here for a long time! #NYC

[Nicks Myself @nickie6machine]

@johndavittontv Trash tweet

[Michael Biesecker @NewsDudeAP]

Full statement from Micayla Pretti, younger sister of Alex Pretti, who was killed by Border Patrol agents in Minneapolis on Saturday:

[Nicks Myself @nickie6machine]

@WreckinBeard1 @Raindropsmedia1 If you watch his hands it keeps going to his eyes because he’s crying. Dad is probably mocking his teenager and recording it and putting on the Internet. Imagine the amount of his peers that would’ve made fun of him crying after the videos been posted and thousands see it.

[Nicks Myself @nickie6machine]

@saiyananakamoto @itsme_urstruly You just gave me an endorphin boost. Finally the search has ended. Thank you so much

[Nicks Myself @nickie6machine]

@saiyananakamoto @itsme_urstruly I love that gif and have been looking for it forever. What did you type in to search? I tried different variations of ‘girl in yellow sweater’ and always came up empty. Halp please

[Nicks Myself @nickie6machine]

@johndavittontv @RogerClark41 @NY1 You are such a troll to your coworkers. Ha!