Nicole Jaimee

Miami rantipole 🖤 IG: nicolejaimee

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Can weed be legal in Florida already I’m tired of this

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@PouyaKahh Man bun guy. As he sniffs his own armpits on the way to downward dog.

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If you have a man bun go do your pretentious advanced yoga in a studio or like a meditation tree yoga hut NOT on the mat right next to me while I’m doing the same stretches I’ve been doing since I played soccer in middle school.

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@ClaudiaSampedro #FACTS

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Contrary to popular belief hoes do in fact get cold. Let my life be proof.

#MiamiHoes

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I love driving a Dodge Ram because when road rage sets in and I yell I WILL RAM YOU I remember I drive a ram and I laugh and it stops me from murder

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@PouyaKahh 😭😍😭😍😭😍😍🥰😘

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I haven’t sent one well worded email at work today. I’m sooo tired

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@Pouyapantsdown I wannna gooo

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‘Ahh yes the ceremonial pigeon that all great soldiers and chariot riders had on their heads back in the old days’

*Me going through Europe staring at statues with pigeons resting on them*

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Guys legit know when you start getting serious with a man. You don’t have to post it anywhere or be seen in public they can just smell it GTFO

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I can feel myself getting sassier & pettier with each nail tip glued on

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I love South Park. If you don’t we probably won’t vibe

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I know exactly how it feels to have died and come back to life because I just caught my phone as it slipped out of my hand and almost into the toilet I just did a caci in #highonlife

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Sitting in my car watching the gym entrance to make sure no girl fitter than me walks in at the same time as me

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My brain is short circuiting

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@AllieJDee @PouyaKahh @Pouyapantsdown @KellyB_have Lmaooo 💖💓💖💓

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I feel like I’m really good at happy, I’ve got angry down packed, and although I now know *when* to be sad I don’t know *how* to be sad.

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I’m sick of wasting time from now on all my first dates are at Ikea