baby soyⓥ

wine mom to my plants 🌱🍷

[baby soyⓥ @nickilynn3]

I just remembered the time when I was 8 and had a complete emotional breakdown because my password journal wouldn’t recognize my voice.

So to answer your question, yes I’ve always been this dramatic.

[bao 🍉🇵🇸 @teletelo]

raikou gets it 🧍‍♀️

[(Fan) Britney Crave @britneyscrave]

Britney Spears’ most ICONIC/FUNNY moments: a thread

When she shared her favorite kind of Pepsi😂

[baby soyⓥ @nickilynn3]

@hannylenny Your phone is now a perma burner

[baby soyⓥ @nickilynn3]

Good enough to look at and shake your cocktails but not nearly smart enough to tell ya about oysters.

[baby soyⓥ @nickilynn3]

I was told by a man that I couldn’t explain oysters to him well enough because “ya know…” A FEMALE, and asked if I could get my male chef to come explain the difference to him instead. I fuckin love being a woman in the service industry.

[baby soyⓥ @nickilynn3]

@pokimanelol I’d honestly love to get some pho with my partner tonight 🥹❤️
@nicki_lynn

[baby soyⓥ @nickilynn3]

Why is this us @hannylenny

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

woke up and saw that 2 plushies had fallen off my bed

[baby soyⓥ @nickilynn3]

@hannylenny I gotta know this is the most unhinged thing I’ve read in a minute

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

It's officially spooky winter!

[schizzy @crybabybuick]

Writing my suicide note on this

[baby soyⓥ @nickilynn3]

Sprinkles from I love you Colonel Sanders, a dating sim, looks like @iamjohnoliver

That’s the tweet

[ceo of maxcar @meepiastri81]

how to treat bisexuals during pride month: a 🧵

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Five year old entirely unprompted after laying quietly in bed: “Daddy, why does my mind show me the things I don’t like? My mind likes them but I don’t.”

[rockstar @cadefart]

i finally quit drinking for good

now i drink for evil

[angela @csaangelica]

the urge to ask customers if they’re fucking stupid after they say something stupid