Nicki Patel

Pro at turning mountains into mole hills.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

and sometimes kissing your pet on its lil tiny head is all you need

[Nicki Patel @nickipatel]

I’m still waiting to reach this peak level of adulting vibrations.

[😊 @PontistGirl]

People who wash, dry, fold, and put away laundry all in the same day are on a whole different level of adulting.

[Claudia @TexasEx10]

Texas Men's Swimming and Diving just won its 47th consecutive conference championship.

That’s not a typo.

Conference Streak: 47 consecutive conference titles in three different conferences (1980–2026).

[Nicki Patel @nickipatel]

@MicrosoftHelps your authenticator app is not sending me a code to log in. I am the super admin of my business, can I speak with a human to verify my identity cause 2fa isn't working.

[yes! @poeticbirdie]

London, New York done

Paris, LA, San Francisco remaining

[Nicki Patel @nickipatel]

@sblaskovich How???? I’m sure the food is good but is two months enough time to FULLY review??

[Nicki Patel @nickipatel]

Also bars without purse hooks.

[$globey @MCoveteur]

a woman’s bathroom stall with no hooks for bags is a weapon formed against me 😩😩

[Nicki Patel @nickipatel]

Pen pals.

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

What is a lost art????

[Nicki Patel @nickipatel]

@missmayn Jitterbug was really onto something

[Nicki Patel @nickipatel]

@dipeshpatel lol! It’s why I said “TO” your daughter

[Nicki Patel @nickipatel]

@dipeshpatel @X You were built for Substack my friend

[Nicki Patel @nickipatel]

@dopa1120 The mayonnaise to bread ratio is particularly concerning to me. Make it make sense

[Nicki Patel @nickipatel]

@dopa1120 @chicfryrice It isnt the only love, but physical attention is part of being in a romantic relationship. especially if it is expressed by a partner as a need. Ignoring it feels selfish on one partner’s part. especially since this is a void they can’t fill outside of the marriage

[Matt Rein @MatthewARein]

There is no “Joe Rogan of the left”, but Jason and Travis Kelce present a vision of masculinity that we should aspire to platform

The love of family, compassion, and uplifting, not denigrating, the women in their lives

[Tina ☆ @KerstinaRenee_]

Two of my favorite things in the entire world are being considered and not having to ask.

[Nicki Patel @nickipatel]

@Chilis Alright, it is now on the weekend agenda.

[Nicki Patel @nickipatel]

Am I hitting a new low or high? I can’t stop thinking about the @Chilis triple dipper.

[Nicki Patel @nickipatel]

Never expected @SadhguruJV to make an appearance at Tomorrowland with @alokoficial. That and the John summit morning run, what a fun experience this year

[Victor @victorsilva_20]

Alok levou o Sadhguru pra Tomorrowland pra pararem de falar que o festival é do demônio

[Nicki Patel @nickipatel]

The thing is, these men would never make an effort in the real world, but are being put in situations where women are required to give them mult chances due to the show format. You think Ji-su would have stuck around this long for those three? #BetterLateThanSingle