If your name is Jessica from Guelph, your boyfriend Ryan (ears pierced) is sitting in the Brock library talking absolute TRASH about you to his lady companion. I'm not tryna start shit but he said you're a 6 in bed and she says he should break up with you. IM SNITCHIN
11 years ago, I was texting a dude I'd hooked up with a few times as I got ready for thanksgiving back in my hometown. "I forget, what's your town called again?" He asked. I told him. One EIGHT HOUR DRIVE later he appeared at my doorstep.
WHAT A DUMBASS.
Anyway we're married.
I’m convinced my son is a cat whisperer no matter what cat he meets they love him. Naturally I went on different humane society websites and day dreamed about when we have our own home and I’m emotional
For Billboard's 100 Songs That Defined The 2010s, I interviewed @paramore's @yelyahwilliams about the ultimate jam that is "Hard Times." https://t.co/pvz4x0YQ9U
Gm my car got towed from my bfs parking spot and this morning bc of the upstairs neighbor complaining that “someone was parked there that doesn’t live there”- whoever you are you owe me $160 and my entire morning back.