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why I need a bank when I got a rubber band

[. @nickjohnsrud]

Why did Chiitan just @ me?

[ちぃたん☆／Chiitan @chiitan7407]

@nickjohnsrud I'm chiitan Japanese crazy mascot✨
I'm Mud Fairy🤍Can you give me a hug?

I'm so happy if you follow me
Please follow Chiitan's x🥹

[Barto @bartonovopolis]

It’s going to be so funny to see the mass psychosis from these fools when they finally realize that this is still a fucking video game and not a real life sim

[Charley @JukeboxCharley]

Spoiling The Odyssey

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Turtle_Proxy @Turtle_Proxy]

they made the vandal shoes IRL

[Katsuhiro Harada @Harada_TEKKEN]

I finally made it to WAFFLE HOUSE.

The staff are always friendly, and when I asked if they would sell me a menu, they sold me one for $5.
Next time, I’ll be back at 3 a.m. for fight time.
#WAFFLEHOUSE

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

By age 25, your circle should consist of:
-a Spellcaster
-a Healer
-a Tank
-and a Rogue

your network is your net worth

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

laughing at others for having a job, generation is so cooked 😭

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Nicolas Cage says he suggested shooting ‘SPIDER-NOIR’ in color because “teenagers don’t have much experience with black & white.”

“The dream is they watch it in color and then check it out in black & white, learn something and go ‘hey I wanna see some of these movie references.’ And then they just open a treasure trove of great American cinema.”

[god’s favorite contractor @ceqtarian]

@Liv_Agar @nikicaga kid rock walking into the pentagon

[Oni @Oniysm]

Rooks in pinwheel

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

As Sun Tzu famously said, start as many wars as possible, spread your resources as thinly as you can, attack everyone all at once

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Maynard James Keenan has shared a message of support for his longtime friend and former classmate, General Randy George, who was recently ousted by Pete Hegseth.

"As long as I can remember, I wanted to be an artist in some way. Visual, musical, performing. I wasn’t certain what, just that the arts were where I was supposed to be. However, after H.S. graduation, the reality of tuition set in. My family was living on a teacher's salary. There wasn't much left over after bills, and grants and student loans weren't going to cover it.

"So I joined the Army to take advantage of the Army College Fund. As it turns out, I excelled in the military, which was not what I was expecting. I was awarded Distinguished Graduate from both basic and advanced training. Then, after many, many rounds of testing, I was chosen to attend U.S.M.A.P.S. and to apply to the U.S. Military Academy, West Point.

"As you can imagine, most of my classmates at West Point Prep were there with a singular mission: to be a West Point graduate and serve in our military. Focus, drive, a plan, and zero compromise. I, on the other hand, was one of the few with doubts and inner conflict.

"So when my heart spoke louder than the outside influencers and I declined my appointment to West Point, most of those around me saw it as a huge mistake. But a handful were very supportive. They knew me well enough to respect that decision. One of those supportive classmates was my cross-country teammate, Randy George.

"If you've been wading through the flood of news lately, you may recognize that name. Randy went on to become a four-star general and Chief of Staff of the U.S. Army. He was approaching his 40th year of service.

"I can't even imagine how disappointed and upset he must feel for having been “asked” to retire early. So I'm just here to return that favor of support. We're here for you, Randy. Might be time for a beer or three. See you soon."

[Marielle Redclaw @MarieleRedclaw]

I beat the Crimson Desert arm wrestling mini game before the patch

[CangurSediciós ✯☭ 🇨🇺🇵🇸🇪🇭🇱🇧🇷🇺🇨🇳🇷🇸🔻🦘 @CangurSedicios]

I still can’t process the fact the White House is openly boasting of committing war crimes, crimes against humanity and against the law of the sea. 200 young men returning from a ceremonial naval exercise thousands of nautical miles away from the conflict zone, a ship with no active weapons as it was in India on an invitation to participate in a naval event/festivity which includes sporting events between sailors, last thing they would expect is to be a military target. Not only attacked and sunk but then left to drown, Nazi U-Boats would help rescue the sailors of the ships they sank, when the British and Spanish sank each other’s galleons and frigates they would pull the sailors out of the water and leave them at the nearest port… it is an age old law amongst seamen and also part of the Geneva Convention

[toside19 @TOside19]

Hate to be that guy… but holy smokes the next generation of baseball players after swag chains and travel ball since 3 years old is going to be brutal to watch

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

No no no ugly you said he was a terrorist now choke

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

“You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want. It's that simple.”

- @FBIDirectorKash (1/25/26)

This statement made by Kash Patel live on television will certainly be used in lawsuits against the government for #2A violations.

[spor @sporadica]

I’m so fucking tired man. Whatever happens this time, they’re still gonna be out here harassing people, they’re still gonna be out here terrorizing people, and every few weeks, they’re gonna kill somebody again.

And every single time, mfs on here will rise up in full-throated defense, like Karens, finding the tiniest little details to nitpick and defend the innocence of these oafs running around playing pretend cop. “Don’t resist! Don’t call them names! Don’t go out in public!” As if we didn’t live in the Land of the Free.

Frankly, I don’t need to know the details of every new public execution, because even from the beginning it’s all counter to how we do things in this country. It’s counter to a just and fair legal system. It’s counter to values of freedom and our God-given rights. It’s counter to the goddamn Constitution. For fuck’s sake, it’s counter to common sense.

So, we give these random dudes off the street guns and tell them to go harass and kill people? And for what? To defend our country from an “invasion”? Meanwhile these ICE fucks have effectively invaded and terrorized an entire state with their bullshit.

Never thought I’d see the day a government police force of thugs would occupy an American city and kill American citizens and so many people I used to respect would stand up and support it. People like you, so willing to disregard principles for party allegiance, make me sick. It’s un-American and it’s deranged.

I fear none of this is going to get any better, we’ve really crossed the chasm.

[Dan Carlin @dccommonsense]

Standard operating procedure in a police shooting is to take the shooter and put them on paid leave while the investigation occurs and then the investigations results would be announced to the public. The public is then allowed questions etc.

Is any of this going to happen?

[Dan Carlin @dccommonsense]

The number of people gleefully defending shooting a man on the ground with 4 or 5 guys on top of him kicking him and punching him in MN today is disgusting. I covered police shootings. No police dept. in
America could do this and not have a comprehensive hearing/trial afterward.