Nick Johnstone

Footy nut that loves doing,being,having,indulging,recovering.

[Nick Johnstone @NickJohnstone2]

Is this the first time 2 Josh’s have coached against each other???

[Nick Johnstone @NickJohnstone2]

Are you still hating on the storm you puss filled poo bag Gould??? Hasn’t got a nice word to say about anyone south of Cooma!

[Nick Johnstone @NickJohnstone2]

Didn’t you start heading down the slope of no return at 29 if I remember correctly!

[gavin @gavin61528418]

@DaleKerr @shaimaxeyguy What is this infatuation in being 30 in AFL ? There seems to be this mentality that once you reach 30 you’re career is over 🤣
The key to teams is getting the right balance of young and experienced, I don’t believe this team will drop off dramatically next year still youth there

[Nick Johnstone @NickJohnstone2]

I reckon this was an interview in the UK by Molly Meldrum from ABC TV show Countdown from Australia.

[Sex Pistols Official @sexpistols]

Steve and Paul interviewed in Australia in 1977 discussing what their parents think of Sex Pistols.

[Nick Johnstone @NickJohnstone2]

Gus Gould at half time and the Penrith receptionist in the bunker ! Robbed again Storm!!

[Nick Johnstone @NickJohnstone2]

You wonder why supporters hate umpires and all they stand for. 4th Q ,8 goals behind and this is called play on and the 2nd one clearly dropping the ball called holding. How can’t you see this within touching distance??? Bring back Vas Vassilou.

[Nick Johnstone @NickJohnstone2]

Two minutes of Kelli underwood commentating is five minutes too much. Sound off score checks only. Where are the cotton balls, my ears are bleeding! @aflwomens

[Nick Johnstone @NickJohnstone2]

What are you doing on Monday? We are training!

[gavin @gavin61528418]

This is what it would feel like if we had wild card round we would have teams playing finals that didn’t earn it . Carlton out in straight sets .

[Nick Johnstone @NickJohnstone2]

That’s a bit harsh young lad!

[gavin @gavin61528418]

The frauds have been found out again . Suck shit you cheating maggots .

[Nick Johnstone @NickJohnstone2]

Underwood on , I’m off! Au Revoir!

[Nick Johnstone @NickJohnstone2]

He loves to give the old directional arm swing and point out what he thinks he’s going to do and can’t deliver. You’ve got a good one there.

[gavin @gavin61528418]

Bytel just keeps on butchering the ball we cannot move forward with this bloke .

[Nick Johnstone @NickJohnstone2]

Now you can run from the centre circle to the wing and it is play on. 4 fucken umpires and not one of them realises it is 25 metres to any line on the square. Yet 50 kicks of 10 metres are blown as marks. How many years and long does it take for the ALL FOR PROFIT to workout??

[Nick Johnstone @NickJohnstone2]

So if the ball hits the flags it’s a point, but if it hits the umpire whilst in play, and looks like it was going through it’s a goal. And if the ball travels over the boundary line in the air yet lands in play it’s out on the full. No wonder I’ve got a flippin hernia!

[Nick Johnstone @NickJohnstone2]

#midweektackle don’t ever say we as a football community have forgiven. I don’t remember any of your children having offsite illegal injections of an “unknown “ substance . Hird should never be allowed to coach any level of sport ever again!

[Nick Johnstone @NickJohnstone2]

3rd gamer tagging Stringer. Now there is some respect for you Jake!!!
Bahahahahahahahaha!

[Nick Johnstone @NickJohnstone2]

Jesus umpire, the goal square is nine meters. One more meter is 10. A legal kick is 15.
HTF can that be a mark?

[Nick Johnstone @NickJohnstone2]

Hey ch7 , Jobe commentating Essendon games = me turning off. Too biased.

[Nick Johnstone @NickJohnstone2]

Gold Coast vs Collingwood
1 vote B King
2 spleens D Moore
3 vote Pendlebury

[Nick Johnstone @NickJohnstone2]

Big tough Bruzzy, goes down like Linda Lovelace! That was nearly as bad as May!

[Nick Johnstone @NickJohnstone2]

Darcy Moore takes free kick to the left of the point post. The distance b/tw the posts is 6.4 m @.
This is a simple guide for the umpires. He runs across the goal face, 3m +6.4m + 6.4 m + 6.4 m & 1 m past the 4th post. No bounce. Total ran 23.2 meters. Hello where is the free ?