Nicholas Thorton

Industry.

[Nicholas Thorton @nickjthorton]

@Lobbyist_pundit @aidnmclaughlin @NoahCRothman Wait till you find out FIFA is in fact not a company….

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@gerard4903 @wolfblitzer @PamelaBrownCNN There’s no chance you were a police officer if you’re joking abut incest online with a stranger. I also assume the NYPD doesn’t hire illiterate imbeciles, but maybe you were a diversity hire! Congrats if that’s true.

[Nicholas Thorton @nickjthorton]

@gerard4903 @wolfblitzer @PamelaBrownCNN When were you sworn in as an LEO? 1960? There’s no way someone as unhinged and emotionally unstable as you would ever make it through the academy today. I honestly just feel bad for you and hope you get the help you desperately need. Good luck and remember to breathe!

[Nicholas Thorton @nickjthorton]

@gerard4903 @wolfblitzer @PamelaBrownCNN Commenting on someone’s profile photo while hiding your own identity is truly comical, thanks for the laugh!

On a serious note: is the comma in your name purposely misplaced? Dramatic flair?

[Nicholas Thorton @nickjthorton]

@gerard4903 @wolfblitzer @PamelaBrownCNN Yes, I’m utterly devastated I don’t have more followers given I post on this app once a month, or less. What a fucking idiot.

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@gerard4903 @wolfblitzer @PamelaBrownCNN Did you intend to send this to your therapist? A few deep breaths may help alleviate your anger.

[Nicholas Thorton @nickjthorton]

@BMW How much are you paying people to buy these?

[Nicholas Thorton @nickjthorton]

What exactly do you think is stopping the key contenders from replicating Rory’s practice schedule? You don’t think Scottie or Justin Rose have the requisite funds to forgo a a tournament or two and charter a jet to Augusta? They chose not to per their own personal calculus. It’s as simple as that……

[James Rhodes @James_Athletics]

After clearing 6.08m and 6.31m yesterday, Mondo Duplantis has cleared 6.00m or above 125 times. He owns 43% (!) of the 291 vaults at or above six metres.
Next on the list? Bubka (46), Lavillenie (22) and Karalis (16). A league of his own.
Stats via @secchi62.

[Nicholas Thorton @nickjthorton]

@matcharistretto That would be OBS — NBC merely chose to show it

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@Oll1eWel5h @eurofounder @Thaliazoie I hate to break it to you, Rabbit, but it’s hard to more perfectly match the definition of racism than by suggesting here that an imaginary attacker is non-white. Unfortunately, your rage and indignation blinded you from the fact that this is blatant satire…..

[Nicholas Thorton @nickjthorton]

@elchingon200 @fraustoML @aidannonx Are you suggesting he wait until some theoretical future time when Congress passes a law designating English as our official language?

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@MikeMaddox31677 @drector716 @3YearLetterman @Lane_Kiffin Mike, LeBron doesn’t speak Hebrew. I think you’re mistaken.

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@HoggerLang @CurryHicksSage Please update us after you apply to Princeton and self identify as gay. It sounds like you’re a lock to be admitted!

[Nicholas Thorton @nickjthorton]

@alan64366024 @theliamnissan I’ve actually never before seen a tweet with 20+ comments and ZERO likes. Congrats!

[BBC Sport Scotland @BBCSportScot]

SOUND ON 🎧

This radio commentary from Alasdair Lamont!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

#BBCFootball

[Nicholas Thorton @nickjthorton]

@Kai_o_Hawaii @hughes_craft @teamtitans22112 @GolfweekNichols Pro tip (you seem to like those): your words might carry more weight if you didn’t keep resorting to using gifs!

Good luck out there my friend

[Nicholas Thorton @nickjthorton]

@Kai_o_Hawaii @hughes_craft @teamtitans22112 @GolfweekNichols And yet you keep responding, bud 😂

[Nicholas Thorton @nickjthorton]

@Kai_o_Hawaii @hughes_craft @teamtitans22112 @GolfweekNichols “Does it really matter?” Was I suggesting this was a major concern or merely responding about the substance of the claim? Apparently my comment was sufficiently irksome to warrant you to care?

[Nicholas Thorton @nickjthorton]

@hughes_craft @teamtitans22112 @GolfweekNichols I think that’s the question — who’s the pro? This lists three people, all of whom are not pros.