Nick Kear

[Nick Kear @nickkear65]

@fasc1nate I absolutely love this photo. I bet young Homer treasures it too.

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@iqrafatma1278 Yes.

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@MalikAlyza Her life.

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@ajb4371 Have to take out a second mortgage for a trip to London these days. It's positively embarrassing when they can manage the equivalent for a handful of euros on the continent, on clean fast lines that run to a schedule.

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@MCRadioTheater @Lucky_alex5 @EricIdle @AlenaNadia99 @hughlaurie Wow, if only I had believed it and sent the £500 needed to process the transaction. I could have been rich. Oh well moving on

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@Lucky_alex5 @EricIdle @AlenaNadia99 @hughlaurie Sorry but "I'm is" come on Lucy this has scam written all over it. You were better probably better off as a Nigerian prince.

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@fanny_fielding @fesshole A fine example of shrinkflation. These days it will cost twice as much to 3 bits of string and a patch of lace.

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@nathanswar @MLS I simply reacted to your post lol. Read it again.

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I #VoteAcosta for @MLS Player of the Matchday! Because I love a Costa.

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@EricIdle @TaniaIdle Found him...sleeping on a chair to the right of this picture.

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@RevRichardColes Bruschetta again. Well I would say that's a turnip for the books, if only it wasn't a swede.

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@JuliaHB1 Fauda

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@StephenGraham73 Wise words indeed. Sincere condolences.

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@EdwardAdoo Absolutely nothing.

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@MrStevenCree Never noticed that before lol. Almost looks like it went missing from a can of Hofmeister.

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@JohnCleese Sad but true.

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@JohnCleese Someone should make a situation comedy about a really badly run hotel, I'm sure it would be popular.

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@hehewaterman So sorry to hear this. Bless you Hannah my deepest sympathy.

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@eddiemarsan Now that is impressive.

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@StephenGraham73 @BRUTALPosters @BBCiPlayer .