espresso guy

& your grandpa a goofball who has powdered milk spilling out his J C Penny loafers.... on a mission lose to every single 1 of my followers

[espresso guy @nickkozi7]

it does taste better when you pronounce it “ex-spresso”

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imagine showing up to work not smelling like boots, poop, and Espresso

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if a man’s ass was able to produce Espresso, all I’m sayin is I’d consider it

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(at starbucks; aloud) “notice there’s absolutely no mention of Espresso in the epstein files…”

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@hexesandspell Americano

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hey how ya doin it’s jonathan Espresso

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if she’s not cool with me naming my first born child antonio Espresso fazzeliamo genovese leguazamo, she’s not the one for me

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shordy twerkin whole time I’m thinking about espresso

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@jas_d_barbie 24 oz’s of espresso

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found a whole espresso bean in the toilet bowl this morning

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one espresso martini please, minus the martini.

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what happens between me and my espresso is none of your god damn business.

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espresso time… sixth cup today, and i don’t plan on stopping!

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anyone else washing their ass before and after espresso?

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had to reach for the crock-19 at dragonfly espresso

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blowin stink out my ass in the coffee shop no wonder my espresso tastes good

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@AnthonyGuido_ No hard feelings, just make sure you throw me a lit funeral with the bag you collect🤞🏼I’ll see if I can find the bike or the armchair or the garbage cans or the traffic cones while I’m down there.

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@AnthonyGuido_ @ChiefKeef A factual tweet, I’m ready to screech on some beats

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@katlafever20 How you treat other humans with different perspectives is the real direct reflection of your morals/values. Right vs left there is immorality and morality on both sides.