Nick Lay

Diesel truck and killin ducks. You get out what you put in.

[Nick Lay @nicklaid3]

Went to McDonald’s and ordered a chicken nugget meal with a water. The dude goes “sorry I can’t”. Then says the system won’t let him. Then tells me they’re outta sprite. Then says I’ll ring you up an ice tea for a dollar extra and give you a water instead. And u want $15/hour..

[Nick Lay @nicklaid3]

@thatredvelvet_ Good god. You can think I’m a racist homophobic without knowing me but calling me that stuff makes you no better than anyone else. Learn some class and talk to people like adults. It’ll get you further in life.

[Nick Lay @nicklaid3]

@thatredvelvet_ If you voted for joe I’ll accept that. #growup

[Nick Lay @nicklaid3]

It’s 2020 and android and iPhone still haven’t figured out how to share videos without being blurry as shit.

[Nick Lay @nicklaid3]

Shout out COVID 19 for the lowest mortgage interest rates in 50 years.

[Nick Lay @nicklaid3]

I’m always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter who makes stairs.

[Nick Lay @nicklaid3]

I called the mayor, I said what’s going on?!

[Nick Lay @nicklaid3]

@unclechan22 He only averages me 16.6 on fantasy so I concur.

[Nick Lay @nicklaid3]

My girl’s version of a “nice warm shower” means I’m about to feel my skin melt off the bone.

[Nick Lay @nicklaid3]

@princessmadss Yeah.

[Nick Lay @nicklaid3]

I think Snapchat changed just so they can push more anti-gun agendas down younger people’s throats.

[Nick Lay @nicklaid3]

@HaggShawne How tf you have room to “share” in your closet. Mines PACKED

[Nick Lay @nicklaid3]

My Snapchat is loaded with people who went skiing and I hate all of you because I'm jealous.

[Nick Lay @nicklaid3]

@jklayy "I'm not even seeing anyone" yeah okay I'm your cousin not your retard

[Nick Lay @nicklaid3]

@jklayy Gift bags..

[Nick Lay @nicklaid3]

This made me smile the other day on my way home from work.

[Nick Lay @nicklaid3]

Why do people make their person business so gosh darn public?

[Nick Lay @nicklaid3]

Last tweet was sarcasm btw.