Nicholas.Thomas™

Heir to the throne of the Peter Dynasty. UWRF Alumni. Wedding Decorator. Home Owner. Hoarder.

[Nicholas.Thomas™ @nicklepickle18]

Seeing all these people share the FB posts like “comment and share to win a brand new ford truck” “10 night free stay in Vegas” “dollar general is giving away vouchers to all who share in the next 24 hours” is why I have no hope for humanity. #ScamAlert

[Dustin Vanhunnik @Dustinv_36]

What my pizza rolls see as the microwave hits single digits #PepsiHalftime #SuperBowl

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It’s “heat in the morning and air conditioning in the afternoon” season driving to and from work rn.

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Every morning I carry my can of @drinkbubblr into the office. In my mind pretending it’s a white claw, repeating “nothing can stop me, I’m all the way up”

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Favorite evening activity: Filling online shopping carts with everything I want, then never actually buying any of it. 🙃

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Happy International Left Handers Day you two! @chelseetessmer @lemontwist3 👊🏻

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My office mate puts me in charge of the music in our area at work. You best believe we are listening to Whitney and Celine on repeat. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #andiiiiiiiii

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I’m pretty sure Tom invented GPS. The guy doesn’t even need directions and when I pulled them up, he disputes them. #traveltweetswithTom 🗺

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Anyone else’s dad have a pair of these. He’s so proud of them and bought them just for vacation! 👟👟#traveltweetswithTom

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We don’t even have to say we’re from Wisconsin. Cheese curds for supper and a stop at Dairy Queen for dessert. #traveltweetswithTom 🧀🍦

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As the plane rolls back from the gate. Still doing business calls about drug testing... #traveltweetswithTom

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TSA agent asks all passengers to remove liquids from carry on bags. Bags go through scanner, Tom doesn’t remove liquids. We now wait for his bag to be searched. #traveltweetswithTom

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Bringing back Travel Tweets with Tom. #denverbound 🛫

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Honestly, I’m just excited for s’more and pudgy pie season. 🍫🔥

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How did Kim Kardashian get famous? #askingforafriend

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I’ve never been more excited to go grocery shopping then now. The thought of filling my fridge, cabinets, and pantries with all my favorites foods makes my mouth water just thinking about it! 🤤 #comingsoon

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Can you find a dad out there that doesn’t watch COPS or LivePD?? #AskingForAFriend

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@Sergio_Perez13 Is it an unwritten rule at every university posses at least one demon child? If I’m correct I believe RF had one too! Or maybe they are following you? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Nicholas.Thomas™ @nicklepickle18]

Facebook posts such as “share the 8th pic on your camera roll” get me. 1st, I’d have to go back to 2010 for that, so how about the 800th or 8000th. #photohoarder

[Nicholas.Thomas™ @nicklepickle18]

“Alexa, order softer throw pillows for the lake house couch” how’s a guy supposed to nap with these things... 🤦🏻‍♂️