not daddy cuomo

[not daddy cuomo @nicklepickle__]

Pretty classic that the only form of social media that ever brought me true joy is being destroyed by a white man with an ego

[not daddy cuomo @nicklepickle__]

hey Elon if you see this frig off ok

[not daddy cuomo @nicklepickle__]

hey guys. I’m back

[not daddy cuomo @nicklepickle__]

Can we all agree that people with pelotons are the fucking worst

[not daddy cuomo @nicklepickle__]

@knickstape28 Me

[not daddy cuomo @nicklepickle__]

How am I supposed to do anything this weekend knowing that drake and Adele have a friendship I’ll never be apart of

[not daddy cuomo @nicklepickle__]

we can all agree that dudes obsessed with their cars have god complexes right ladies

[not daddy cuomo @nicklepickle__]

has anybody heard from usher in awhile I’m worried about him

[not daddy cuomo @nicklepickle__]

@Jake_Anderson04 @ConPow1124 guys they’re just salty

[not daddy cuomo @nicklepickle__]

if you don’t like anchovies on your Caesar salad it’s time to grow up ok

[Aaron @schaibills]

Back to mask day! Special thanks to the selfish people who made this necessary!

[not daddy cuomo @nicklepickle__]

you wear golden goose sneakers i wear 10 year old slip on vans with a hole in the toe we are not the same

[not daddy cuomo @nicklepickle__]

people who are hating on Simone Biles and people who wear cowboy boots to bars are in the same category of “tragically overcompensating for a low self esteem”

[not daddy cuomo @nicklepickle__]

why am I immediately intimidated by girls who have their name written in all caps in their Instagram bios

[not daddy cuomo @nicklepickle__]

chicken salad on a croissant is an elite meal

[not daddy cuomo @nicklepickle__]

y’all remember ponderosa

[not daddy cuomo @nicklepickle__]

i’m sorry to announce that i, at the ripe age of 24, have officially developed allergies to everything outside

[not daddy cuomo @nicklepickle__]

@MtJoyBand @AdamMelchor ohh ok ok fair ♥️ safe travels

[not daddy cuomo @nicklepickle__]

@AdamMelchor @MtJoyBand do you guys hate it here cause we loved you anyways

[not daddy cuomo @nicklepickle__]

why are we wearing our bikinis upside down now and why can I not keep up with a single trend