Nick Lock #KTTO

Tory hater, cat lover, looney leftie, Labour movement, Trade Unionist. Yeovil Town FC fan. I curse and gnash my teeth a lot. Brexit hater. Unapologetically woke

[Nick Lock #KTTO @nicklock42]

@Legacy411 @steeler4ever79 Ummm. I’m British and the UK hasn’t fallen. Hope that helps.

[Paul Vick @PaulVick138203]

Do you think Sir Keir Starmer is the best prime minister in a generation?🤔
Repost after voting please.

[Miss Chief 🤨 @Midge1415]

Morning scamps 🤣😂🫡🫠

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

President Trump says the US in conjunction with "many countries" is sending war ships to the Strait of Hormuz to keep it "open and safe."
Trump also calls on China, France, Japan, South Korea, the UK, and others to send war ships to Hormuz.
Oh. Oh this is beautiful. This is the geopolitical equivalent of the guy who starts a bar fight, gets his head put through the pool table, and then looks up at the bouncer with blood pouring out of his nose going "Are you gonna DO something about these guys?!"
Let me get this straight. You bombed Iran. YOU started this. You launched Operation Epic Fury like a kid naming his Nerf gun. You flattened their cities, cratered their infrastructure, killed God knows how many civilians, and now that they've done the ONE thing that every single analyst on Earth said they would do... close the Strait of Hormuz... you're asking CHINA for help?
CHINA. The country you've spent three years tariffing into oblivion. The country you called an enemy of civilisation. You want THEM to send warships to protect YOUR oil supply chain? In what universe does Xi Jinping take that phone call and not just put it on speaker so the whole room can laugh?
And here's the bit that should be printed on a plaque and hung in the Smithsonian under the heading "Weapons Grade Cognitive Dissonance Dipshit." Direct quote from the man himself:
"We have already destroyed 100% of Iran's Military capability."
Next sentence. LITERALLY the next sentence:
"But it's easy for them to send a drone or two, drop a mine, or deliver a close range missile somewhere along, or in, this Waterway."
I'M SORRY, WHAT? You destroyed ONE HUNDRED PERCENT of their military capability and they can STILL mine one of the most important shipping lanes on the planet? What kind of shit maths is that? That's not 100%, mate. That's not even close to 100%. If you hired a pest exterminator and he said "I've eliminated 100% of the termites, but they can still eat your house," you'd want your money back.
He calls the Strait closure an "artificial constraint." ARTIFICIAL. Brother, there is nothing artificial about it. You dropped bombs on a sovereign nation and they blocked a chokepoint that carries 20% of the world's oil. That's not artificial. That's called CONSEQUENCES. That's cause and effect. That's the thing that happens AFTER the thing you did. Toddlers understand this concept. You touch the stove, you get burned. You bomb Iran, they close Hormuz. This is not complicated.
And the absolute cheek of calling Iran "a Nation that has been totally decapitated" while simultaneously admitting they're holding the entire global energy market hostage with speedboats and sea mines. Pick a lane, Donald. Either they're decapitated or they're not. You don't get to claim total victory AND beg France for naval escorts in the same paragraph.
Speaking of France. And Japan. And South Korea. And the UK. Notice who's NOT on that list? Australia. Not even worth asking apparently. Which, honestly, fair enough, because we've got about four days of fuel reserves and a navy that couldn't project force to Bondi Beach, but it does sort of highlight how far down the pecking order we've fallen while our politicians were busy kissing the ring at Mar-a-Lago.
But here's the real headline buried under all the tough-guy cosplay. He's LOSING. This post is what losing looks like when you're a narcissist who can't say the word. He can't reopen the Strait alone. The US Navy, for all its power, cannot clear mines and fight asymmetric warfare across a narrow waterway while simultaneously bombing the shoreline AND keeping tanker traffic flowing. It's a logistical nightmare and he knows it. That's why he's begging. That's why a man who has never asked anyone for anything in his life is out here publicly requesting that other nations come bail him out.
And they won't. Because why would they? China's already getting its oil overland from Russia. France has no skin in this game. Japan and South Korea are furious about tariffs. And the UK is trying to figure out how to diplomatically distance itself from a war it never supported without losing its trade deal.
He's alone. He did this to himself. And the only people who'll pay the price are the rest of us, watching fuel prices rip through the roof while this spray-tanned catastrophe stands at the podium claiming everything is going exactly to plan.
One way or the other, he says. OPEN, SAFE, and FREE, he says.
Mate, the only thing that's open is the hole you've dug yourself into. And it's getting deeper by the hour.

[Nick Lock #KTTO @nicklock42]

So, the orange idiot starts a war he can’t win, threatens allies and then cries for help when it goes wrong. He’s cheered along by Tories & Reform. Somebody save us from right wing idiocy. Thank goodness we have a cool headed PM.

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

simple question should the uk join america and israel in fighting iran (not defending our bases)

repost after answering for wider sample

[Deborah Gilbert @Deborah63861772]

@a_toots I don't think it's an unpopular opinion at all. I think he's growing in stature daily as a result of standing up to them despite the right wing onslaught. He's a decent man.

[Miss Chief 🤨 @Midge1415]

😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[Paul Vick @PaulVick138203]

Are you a big fan of Sir Keir Starmer?🤔
Repost after voting please.

[🌷🦋 Love Music 🎶 & Dance 💃🏻🕺🏻 @Tiana_Celine_23]

Could not stop watching again and again! 🎉 Joyful, playful, easy.... Awesome ! 💥🤩

[Nick Lock #KTTO @nicklock42]

The right wing so called patriots value the lives of British citizens so much that they’re happy to send them to their deaths in an illegal war waged by an orange criminal. Keep hanging your flags simpletons. At least you don’t have to engage your brains up a ladder.

[Nick Lock #KTTO @nicklock42]

@GoodwinMJ Matt, the only way to save democracy is to stop lying to voters. Take note …

[Matthew Todd 🌏🔥 @MrMatthewTodd]

I’m not a fan of Starmer, but whatever he does – literally whatever he does - he is ripped apart, ripped to shreds, by the telegraph, Mail, express, Sun, spectator, the very same people who installed Boris Johnson and the appalling Liz Truss.
The same people who installed the governments that caused Brexit and the financial chaos that has ensued, the same people who have driven this country into the ground.
I’m sick to death of them.
They are the biggest threat to this country and all of us across the board, no matter what our politics are. We need to get billionaires out of the Media

[Nick Lock #KTTO @nicklock42]

@GoodwinMJ Strange how these people you keep insulting didn’t want you as their MP. I wonder why? 🥴🤪

[Nick Lock #KTTO @nicklock42]

@GoodwinMJ Desperation!

[The Rev. Anton Mittens 🌹👮🎓 @MittensOff]

Crying in their chips now, satisfying isn't it? #ReformUK #GortonDentonByElection #Farage #MattGoodwin

[Mik Scarlet @MikScarlet]

While everyone is freaking out about the Green win in the by-election, I noted that the combined Green & Labour vote was easily double of that of the votes for the rest. Proof our country isn't the right wing hellscape you'd expect from media coverage.

[Nick Lock #KTTO @nicklock42]

The right wink oiks are out in force and hurting 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Nick Lock #KTTO @nicklock42]

So great that Deform UK and their army of simpletons have been beaten by a message of equity, unity and hope. Now they’re going to try to steal the election by claiming fraud. Straight out of the Trump playbook. Hold the line & be strong champs. Truth & hope will win!