Nick Graziadei

I'm Nick. I like to make jokes, take photos, and give bad advice. Theme park junkie. Instagram: NickLoungecat

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Hi Twitter family! If anyone can help out, I had to have a 2nd detached retina surgery and it’s been rough. If you can, any little bit could help right now, or even if you just share the link, I’d appreciate it. #GoFundMe #retinasurgery
https://t.co/AINnZnkrwx

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YouTubers get 48 hour early access to Spider-Man 2 just to post spoilers, but those of us that spent $600+ for the special console couldn’t even pre-download the game?
Thanks, @PlayStation that’s cool.

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Chipotle will charge you for salsa, but hand you a cup of diced tomatoes.

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Sending a #uofistbump to the Whos at @UniversalORL yesterday for making sure this guest got to hear them sing Jingle Bells!

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Dentists are a different level of healthcare.
“Oh you broke your tooth? Can’t eat? You say you’re experiencing excruciating pain”?
We can probably see you sometime next month if you’re lucky. Just deal with it until then.

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What’s with these ticket prices for Blink-182?
Do they think we owe them back-pay for the time they weren’t touring?

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People not from Florida: Oh no, a hurricane is coming, are you getting ready?!

Floridians: Getting ready for what? Work? Because that’s where I’ll have to be the next day.

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Harry Styles just finished his 15th consecutive sold out show at Madison Square Garden, but when you google his name, Olivia Wilde is the first search result.
That’s just disrespectful.

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Hey @instagram can we just pay a monthly fee to get rid of the ads and suggested posts?
Seriously, name your price.

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The smell in the Legends Collide house this year is right up there with the E.T. queue. Make that a candle!
#HHN31

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K-9 Chico has been committed to taking a #biteoutofcrime for over 5 years, and he still looks good in uniform.

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I’m praying to the Universal gods that they put the crappy houses back in KidsZone for #HalloweenHorrorNights this year. I’m already tired just thinking about that walk back there.

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Update: #PreyMovie is now my second favorite Predator movie in the franchise behind the original!

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Of course as soon as I start watching Prey, I have to check https://t.co/bNg72FGRvH.
I already love Sarii.

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I’m convinced that the new Elvis movie is part of a “That Thing You Do” multiverse.
Tom Hanks needs to play Lou Pearlman next.

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This country is controlled by people that text with their index finger.

They haven’t needed contraception since Kate Bush’s “Running Up That Hill” first came out.

They assume a new house costs around $15,000.

They’re can’t run Adobe software, but they’re running the country.

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How many episodes of Obi-Wan until they figure out a way to put the Mandalorian in there?

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VelociCoaster cred: @nickloungecat

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Everyone is joking about parents showing their 90’s side during the halftime show, but the real conversation will be like... “Kids, that’s Dr. Evil. He was the bad guy in a movie called Austin Powers. It was a comedy with the guy that was Shrek. Sit down, we’re watching it now”.

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After watching the first episode of Pam & Tommy, then looking at my current belly situation, I’m glad I decided against that “Mayhem” tattoo when I was younger.
But for some reason, I want to get it even more now.