Nicholas Mastrian🦁

please clap

[Nicholas Mastrian🦁 @nickmastrian]

“Mike, these are smart fans. They’re not going to make a snap decision based on these performances”

Vols Fans:

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Dolphins have signed 10 draft picks: wide receiver Chris Bell, guard DJ Campbell, wide receiver Kevin Coleman Jr., wide receiver Caleb Douglas, tight end Will Kacmarek, edgeMax Llewellyn, inside linebacker Kyle Louis, edge/inside linebacker Trey Moore, inside linebacker Jacob Rodriguez and safety Michael Taaffe.

[Nicholas Mastrian🦁 @nickmastrian]

Being 7’4 in the NBA is the definition of being born on third

[Nicholas Mastrian🦁 @nickmastrian]

Moses would be snapping those tablets right about now. Looks like it’s time for another 40 year trek through the desert

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

NEW: MAGA evangelical leaders gather in Mar-a-Lago to bless and dedicate a gold statue dedicate to Donald Trump.

[Nicholas Mastrian🦁 @nickmastrian]

Maybe rolling with no GM wasn’t as dumb as it seemed

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

The best games every season are between the Nuggets and the Timberwolves and they end at like 2 AM eastern time.

[a newsman @a_newsman]

Remember this the next time you hear politicians debating social security and healthcare for Americans

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Patriots now have signed:

🏈S Mike Brown
🏈S Kevin Byard III
🏈WR Romeo Doubs
🏈FB Reggie Gilliam
🏈TE Julian Hill
🏈LB Dre’Mont Jones
🏈G Alijah Vera-Tucker

[Nicholas Mastrian🦁 @nickmastrian]

*SPOILERS*

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

U.S. TREASURY SECRETARY SCOTT BESSENT: WE WILL CARRY OUT THE LARGEST BOMBING CAMPAIGN ON IRAN TONIGHT.

#BREAKING

[Nicholas Mastrian🦁 @nickmastrian]

Titans fans right now

[Nicholas Mastrian🦁 @nickmastrian]

Handsome ✅
Only coach I think could beat Mike Vrabel in a fight ✅
Already made Liam Cohen look like a little bitch ✅

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Tennessee’s new QB-HC tandem:

[Two Tone Fanatics @twotonefanatics]

Arguing over Matt Nagy and Robert Saleh while Mike Vrabel coaches in the AFC championship game

[Nicholas Mastrian🦁 @nickmastrian]

Greenland is worth half of the proposed 2027 Defense budget

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Purchasing Greenland could cost as much as $700 billion, per Reuters.

[Nicholas Mastrian🦁 @nickmastrian]

If you thought insulin was expensive…

[Current Report @Currentreport1]

BREAKING:

Permanent cure for male-pattern baldness.

Cosmo has released its Phase III trial results for the new Clascoterone 5% solution, showing highly promising outcomes as the treatment delivered a 539% increase in hair growth compared to placebo.

[Nicholas Mastrian🦁 @nickmastrian]

I am so sorry Carson Wentz

[Nicholas Mastrian🦁 @nickmastrian]

But does he watch the blank tape?

[Paul Charchian @PaulCharchian]

Purple Savior -vs- Purple Drank

[Nicholas Mastrian🦁 @nickmastrian]

The tweet I’ve feared seeing all season

[MNMuse @_MNMuse]

You killed the man, but not the idea

[Nicholas Mastrian🦁 @nickmastrian]

Love how Tom Brady seems to realize he’s the number one person that can’t criticize how soft roughing the passer penalties have become

[Nicholas Mastrian🦁 @nickmastrian]

Imagine if Cam Newton never stole that laptop at Florida

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Sources: Auburn has fired coach Hugh Freeze. He’s gone 6-16 in the SEC over his three seasons and 15-19 overall. After losing to Kentucky last night to fall to 4-5, Auburn is in danger of having a losing record for third-straight year.

[Nicholas Mastrian🦁 @nickmastrian]

I woke the baby

[Will Ragatz @WillRagatz]

J.J. to J.J. for a beauty.

[Nicholas Mastrian🦁 @nickmastrian]

Why watch game 7 of the World Series when you could watch your favorite football team make you hate life?