Nick Mataragas

A top notch Buffoon.

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@mattvanswol What’s insane is that you don’t know that birthright citizenship has existed in this country since before you were born.

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@ChadSamson__ @atrupar “I have found Christian dogma unintelligible. Early in life, I absenteed myself from Christian assemblies.” -Benjamin Franklin

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@OregonHomer The 64 ounce cups

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@david_sivella @NYCMayor What’s trashy is thinking you should have any say in what a woman wears.

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@JayWeber3 Or she can enjoy her life, and you can try finding some joy in your own.

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@JackThompsonFOX Why is he covering up his perfectly restored hair?

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@JaelCorbleu @SweatpantJesus @espn The President of the United States is responsible for serving all the people of the United States, not just those that suckle at his golden calf teet. They aren’t booing him because they are democrats. They’re booing him because he’s a garbage human who sucks at his job.

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@CryHardLibtards @kylefletcherpro It’s amazing that morons continue to call gay people pedophiles while continuing to elevate people into power that are actual pedophiles. Just be honest. You hate gay people more than you hate real pedophiles. Just say what you mean. Be a true A$$holi0.

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@TheyLive420

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@lilbabygandhi You are going to the wrong cities. Try visiting New Orleans, Chicago, San Francisco, and Boston and tell me they are all the same.

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@anymanfitness Sounds like you were a shit teacher for 12 years.

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@michael_zwitter The only thing missing is that Ava needs to win two Emmys so that she can turn them into salt and pepper shakers.

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@Noahgilberto19 Anyone yucking someone else’s yum is incredibly lame.

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@1967firedog @barstoolsports Congrats. When are you coming out as an asshole?

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@EricMGarcia Not the dig you think it is.

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@Wahhlay @danorlovsky7 Guacamole

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@kareazWow @WrestleTalk_TV Yup. WWE has been paying people to laugh at his gimmick from day one. In the indies, WWE paid laughers, in AEW, WWE paid laughers.

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@lady_valor_07 Angioplasty

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@ecortez1 @Teffo_01 Dude on the right sells more merch than just about anyone on the planet. But sure.

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@mistressdivy You’re allowed to get a restraining order