Ur Friend, Nick

“An absolute dingus who doesn’t know what he’s talking about.” “Funny, but not as funny as he thinks he is.” "Kinda cute, but pass." He/him

[Ur Friend, Nick @nickmitch89]

Honestly has a few too many games or I don’t have enough free time.

[jamie ▴ @linkkling]

still crazy to me that people think the switch 2 has no games. like have you not been paying attention

[Ur Friend, Nick @nickmitch89]

Hey, uhhh. One small problem with Little Bill that we should probably talk about…

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

A representation of a Black family where the wife isn't lighter than her husband and the little girl isn't biracial.

[Ur Friend, Nick @nickmitch89]

@GlamgirlJen I’ll get Grok to make some mockups. Don’t worry. It’ll all make sense.

[Ur Friend, Nick @nickmitch89]

My fellow Americans, please hear me out:

[Ur Friend, Nick @nickmitch89]

Not only will people not stop paying $350, they can’t stop paying scalpers extra on top of it.

[if they go low, i go lowER @Lunasreign_]

Because y’all won’t stop paying $350

[Ur Friend, Nick @nickmitch89]

@GlamgirlJen

[Ur Friend, Nick @nickmitch89]

Reminds me of how, when I was a younger man, women would hate on cargo shorts, but the second you take them anywhere they’d completely fill your pockets with their belongings. Deep down, I knew it was just envy.

[flapjastic @flapjastic]

if you mug my friend you’re mugging me too

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We know you have a lot on your plate, so this is coming from a place of support...

Use 'Scot-free' instead of 'Scotch-free.'

Use ‘shoo-in’ instead of ‘shoe-in.’

Use ‘piqued my interest’ instead of ‘peaked my interest.’

Use ‘case in point’ instead of ‘case and point.’

[Ur Friend, Nick @nickmitch89]

@feisty_la Not the nigga giving out weaknesses!

[Ur Friend, Nick @nickmitch89]

I just don’t understand how a bikini coffee shop attracts anything other than weirdos.

[California Post @californiapost]

Inside LA's first bikini coffee shop - as baristas reveal how many 'weirdos' show up https://t.co/zgV36D8s3t

[Ur Friend, Nick @nickmitch89]

I hope they made them rich.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Disney announced that it has acquired the global streaming rights to ‘Gracie’s Corner’ and will develop new original content with the Hollingsworth family

https://t.co/9Y7jJ0qhyA

[Ur Friend, Nick @nickmitch89]

It feels like WWE can’t do anything right these days.

[WWE @WWE]

For the first time ever! Sunday Night's Main Event is coming to Atlanta! Tickets are on sale now with presale code: ALLWWE

🎟️: https://t.co/7Jbo59NLIn

[Ur Friend, Nick @nickmitch89]

Yeah, good thing there’s no one with a high interest in professional wrestling that likes to torch currency. And especially one that is already in business with WWE who would be willing to spend ungodly amounts of money just because they can. We’re lucky no one like that exists.

[WrestlePurists @WrestlePurists]

John Cena says it would be ‘financial suicide’ if someone tried to court him for another wrestling match:

“I hate speaking in absolutes … ‘Never’ is a strong word. It would be financial suicide for someone to court me in a position where I would have another match, and I truly mean that.

So if you’re in the business of torching currency, that’s the only way to get me back in the ring.”

(@usweekly)

[Ur Friend, Nick @nickmitch89]

This was a really good bit

[Ur Friend, Nick @nickmitch89]

Nintendo needs to do something about the price of micro SD Express cards.

[Stealth @Stealth40k]

Xenoblade Trilogy Switch 2 Edition Size Comparison:

Xenoblade Chronicles - 33.8 GB (13.7 GB original)
Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - 45.8 GB (13.2 GB original)
Xenoblade Chronicles 3 - 42.6 GB (14.4 GB original)

[Ur Friend, Nick @nickmitch89]

So the key is to never go up by more than 12… I hope they don’t figure this out.

[BetnCali @BetnCali]

Game 1: Spurs led by 14, lost
Game 2: Spurs led by 14, lost
Game 3: Spurs led by 12, won
Game 4: Spurs lead by 29, lost