NickMoreno

Just Peaches. Real Madrid C.F., Chelsea F.C.

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@bertkreischer found your hotel paradise my friend! Come drink with us! https://t.co/6tmAfJABIN

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The master of the deal just got finessed by “little rocket man”.

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@davidleavitt Not a follower, but Fuck you anyways.

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Just heard somebody say Lollapalooza is small festival. #MADNESS

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I’ve seen 4 NRA ads today on YouTube. You’d think they were fragile little snowflakes afraid of change or something based off the content. #fuckNRA #snowflakes

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Was just thinking back to when it was a HUGE deal when we were all allowed to wear sandals in high school.

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@markhoppus only if you guys make another one with my sweetheart, @tomdelonge !!!

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@KateSheaaa Obviously the actual threat to society isnt guns, it’s abortion. You didn’t know that?

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I know the people of Coral Springs/Parkland, and I’m positive Trump will not get the heroes welcome he’s fully expecting. He’ll turn around and run to his safe space at Mar a Lago.

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@marcorubio Marco...You’re on Day 3 of inaction regarding gun control. Pretty ballsy for you to say gun control wouldn’t stop gun violence. As a self-proclaimed “Christian” and “family man”, this is a moral issue, not a political one. NRA DIDN’T ELECT YOU, WE DID!

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NRA-owned Marco Rubio says gun control laws won’t prevent mass shootings.
Rubio, earned an A+ rating from @NRA during his 2016 reelection campaign, & ranks among the top 20 members of Congress in money received — $3.3 million — from gun-rights groups.
https://t.co/hAPAlr4tys

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And saying our gun laws are already restrictive enough is enragingly ignorant and makes me physically sick. It’s time for significant action when it’s harder to buy tobacco/beer than it is to buy a gun in this country.

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Stop using the “people are killed by cars, but no one wants to take them away” argument to justify your “right” to own a military style assault rifle. Trained or not, no citizen should be able to purchase/possess one.

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@MarkDice You asshole piece of shit.

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@marcorubio So what are you going to do about gun control now, Marco? Will this be the shooting where you find your balls and bring forth legislation to help prevent this from happening in the future? My taxes employ you, so I'm expecting you to act NOW!

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@SpeakerRyan beginning of the end perhaps? Just remember Reagan era tax cuts and how we had to hiked them up his second term. Nothing personal, but you're a bit of a cocksucker.

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Remember y’all, the government only gets funding for the next three weeks and then we’re back in the same situation all over again. Have fun while it lasts!

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someone just spelled "sous chefs" as "su chefs"... Do I knock them down a notch or let them live in their stupidity? #WhatWouldJesusDo

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Old guy almost hits me in the parking lot. Proceeds to yell at me in the parking lot. I call him a geriatric fuck. He gets really mad. People laugh.