Nick Orlando

Father, Husband, and Software Engineer. Tweets are my own, and not opinions of my employer(s).

[Nick Orlando @NickMOrlando]

If you're having threading problems, I feel bad for you son.

99 I've but problems got threading ain't one.

[Guardians Magic Number @ClevelandMagic]

The Guardians win their 90th game with a 5-1 victory in St. Louis.

CLE —
KC 7.0

Magic number: 2.

[Nick Orlando @NickMOrlando]

@EmmaBostian Airline Customer Service reps are horribly inconsistent, IME. The one you spoke with might just be misinformed or confused about their own policies.

Have you tried calling back and asking again from someone else?

[Nick Orlando @NickMOrlando]

@sadukie Quack!

[Scott Hanselman 🌮 @shanselman]

Rate Limited Exceeded Deez Nuts

[Nick Orlando @NickMOrlando]

@radogado @iamdevloper Not in the literal sense, but no user is going to make that distinction when they say "the website is slow"

[Nick Orlando @NickMOrlando]

@sqlstudent144 When your kids can't share, so you come along to reinforce the lesson instead of breaking them up.

[Nick Orlando @NickMOrlando]

@miguelguevaraII @united It's in your profile, under My Account

[Nick Orlando @NickMOrlando]

Hey @united is there a reason that the website keeps disabling "Expert Mode" checkbox on my profile? I've had to re-enable it three times in the last week.

[Tom Horsman @TomHorsman]

Hey @MLB @CleGuardians , if you want to get more people watching games, especially younger people, don’t focus on this pitch clock BS, just let us have the ability to stream the games without needing to buy cable

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

People who subscribe to Merriam-Webster Red™ will get exclusive access to the real definitions.

[Nick Orlando @NickMOrlando]

@shanselman @engineering_bae Not all three* of you?

[Nick Orlando @NickMOrlando]

Nothing says "Welcome Home" like the monotonous drone of "For your safety, please hold onto the handrail and attend to children. For your safety, please hold onto..." #ThisIsCle

[Nick Orlando @NickMOrlando]

@sadukie @DadJokeMan @lisacrispin How did I miss this? D:

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

rt if you like chipotle & live in ohio

[Nick Orlando @NickMOrlando]

@sadukie In addition to, or instead of, asking for birthdate?

[Nick Orlando @NickMOrlando]

@JCSwishMan33 Hahaha thanks! Now I've got them home, I've got to figure out what to play first!

[Nick Orlando @NickMOrlando]

It's never too early to learn about SQL Injection. #codemash #kidzmash @jkuemerle

[Nick Orlando @NickMOrlando]

@codemash Mr. Handy

[Nick Orlando @NickMOrlando]

First breakfast at #codemash is delicious as ever... But the music selection seems to be a bit of a break from tradition.

[Nick Orlando @NickMOrlando]

@codemash Thanks for the update- I know the decision to cut things isn't easy.

"This year, we have very few people staying off campus"
Can you elaborate on/quantify this?

The Kal room block was only avail for 4-nights min, so does this mean there just very few 2-day attendees?