Nick Danger

Just a dude who likes dudes. I’ve been called a grandma and don’t disagree. I’ve got a tortoise named Herman. And I love zoos.

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I don’t have the actual motivation or funds to do it all on one go. Ya kno?!

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I wanna rearrange my living room.

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But like total redo. Painting walls, remounting the tv, maybe even a new couch. Def a better coffee table.

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@Lyracutevibes

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We still like call it tweeting right?!???

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Amazon prime delivery is lagging. Why do I pay for a membership claiming faster delivery times for the shit I actually need?!

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Bet once you get dumped you’ll find someone else you’ll probably even marry in 8 months time.

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@dunkindonuts what’s up with this shinkflation?! $2.25 for a Boston crème smaller than a hockey puck?!

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@ValentinoKhan FLY ME OUT

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Never attempting to order dominos ever again. Pizza hut is top tier.

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Have you heard of Eaze? You can get cannabis delivered wherever you are. Use my link to get $30 off your first order: https://t.co/xvoFXp8DZj

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Keep it moving trainwreck, this isn’t your station.

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Once upon a time. The world wasn’t so fucked.

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@cryptofergani 11,347

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Someone send me the motivation and energy to clean this house. Ugh and let $1k drop outta the sky….

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It’s hilarious to me my targeted ads are fiber supplements and alcohol alternatives. Like ok, I see you. But also lower your prices.

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Just here take my car and run to Home Depot it for me. Ok. And proceed to go outta my way for that coffee.

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Why is it when I’m driving a car I feel the need to stop and get a $9 coffee?? Everytime.

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T-mobile home internet is a crock absolute shit, this may be the last straw.

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Nothing like waiting to start the day 2 hours after I was told to be ready.