dirty dan

mechanical engineer | montana state alum

[dirty dan @nicknilla]

when I was a kid I hated taking naps and being spanked, but these days I’m pretty into both

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

"If Harris wins I'm moving to another country"

Oh so you think people should be able to cross international borders to leave a political situation they don't want to be in? 🤔

[Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @RogerZenAF]

They walk among us.
And they vote.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

It’s like Open Mic Night at the Assisted Living Facility.

[Lori Lightfoot @LoriLightfoot]

A nice thing about not being mayor anymore is I don't care who hears me tell this clown to STFU.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[dirty dan @nicknilla]

Not anymore, I have celiac disease ☹️

[dirty dan @nicknilla]

you know what, i fucking love a good sandwich

[sarah @sablaah]

receiving constructive feedback from someone I love

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

You better not be a cunty snake in an ozzy osborne wig when I get there ...

[dirty dan @nicknilla]

Tyra banks and Mandy Moore have the exact same facial structures

[I Think You Should HBO 💦🥩 @itysHBO]

You gotta be RIGHT in the path of totality!

[dirty dan @nicknilla]

Had a similar experience with Greta Van Fleet at Coachella… now they are one of my favorite bands of all time!! Try new things y’all

[kemi @kemimarie]

i went to a billie eilish concert a few years ago knowing NOT A DAMN THING. i was like i don’t really care for her music?? i left in love with her music. normalize going to concerts, experiences, seeing some local band down the street just because. you never know.

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

when u break into a house to rob them but they watching shrek 2

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

my little brother got this shirt for me and honestly I love it

[dirty dan @nicknilla]

@JebraFaushay I didn’t listen to the whole thing and I thought she meant they stopped masking their emotions ?? 😅😂

[dirty dan @nicknilla]

@conzmoleman What the actual fuck

[Carolina.✨ @babygirlina_]

Damn I gotta drink a buzzball today I guess