nick?

I'm Nick. I try to be funny. I have great taste in nautical nonfiction brochures.

[nick? @nickola]

You're only as stupid as the last thing you opened your mouth to say.

[nick? @nickola]

@ttwasteland_ A highlight of my week for years.

[nick? @nickola]

What's this? ANOTHER SHAMELESS PLUG?!?

https://t.co/8j6USxpxV3

[nick? @nickola]

I wrote a soundtrack to a TTRPG. The game is fun but this is easily the music I am most proud of making in years. The game's link is here, (https://t.co/OXSxYtwcB7 ) and the music is here. https://t.co/j2h0Cpr4TC

[nick? @nickola]

Anyone else get asked to tell a bedtime story and start scanning your kid's room like Keyser Söze?

[nick? @nickola]

My second RPG is on the Internet. @manarampmatt knocked the layout out of the park. Please check it out with this link!

https://t.co/u0mGrihakf

[nick? @nickola]

The great @manarampmatt and put this together. Give it a looksee

https://t.co/lj7t8mNf9i

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

even sadder: these baby shoes have never been worn and are 50% off

[nick? @nickola]

@CynthiaLaPlante Everyone at Elmer's:

[Matt Nando Kelly @NandovMovies]

After watching a few seasons, I'm convinced the only American that could properly host Taskmaster is Conan O'Brien.

[nick? @nickola]

@ThisisAlexei Clint Eastwood's Unforgiven.
Maybe Logan, or the Wrestler.

[Eddie Ortiz @thiseddieortiz]

PSA for my So Cal friends: Buc-ee’s is a magical place in the south that finally answer the age old question “what if we built a Knotts Berry Farm on the bones of an abandoned Wal-Mart but it was also just a gas station?!?”

[nick? @nickola]

Drinking cold brew coffee out of a solo cup and dreaming of the day we unbox our dishes in our new home.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

*ice t’s character from svu showing up at a new york sag picket line* well well well if it isn’t every weird pervert i’ve ever met

[Max Folkman @maxfolkmax]

Tony Gilroy using his celebratory Andor Emmy nom interview to instead talk about the strikes is the energy we need right now https://t.co/tUlN37JhGJ

[Andy McDonald MP for Middlesbrough & Thornaby East @AndyMcDonaldMP]

Sainsbury's CEO Simon Roberts total pay for 2022/23 was £4.9m.

On a 40 hour week, that's over £2k/hour.

His lowest-paid workers earn just £11/hour.

I asked how on earth that's justifiable, especially during a cost of living crisis.

The silence was deafening.

[nick? @nickola]

If you've ever felt dumb, remember that there are people on this planet that have seen Avatar and completely missed the metaphor.

[nick? @nickola]

94 degrees, feels like 103. It's only getting hotter and this is the coldest forecast for the foreseeable future.

[nick? @nickola]

@tyler_c_world The ol' 'she was asking for it' gambit.

[nick? @nickola]

@Nickidewbear @AmeshiaCross Playing 4d chess against yourself and somehow still losing.

[nick? @nickola]

@RowdyRick73 @JoeyMannarinoUS Maybe it's a dumb question.