Nick O’Tine

[Nick O’Tine @nickolodeon420]

@spicy_carol For you, yes

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Imagine having access to the most diverse food ever and more options overall than anyone else in the history of the world and still eating at Arby’s

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@julmele @spicy_carol In case she wants to crop me out in the future

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You know you’re getting old when you don’t laugh at the word aspergers anymore

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Females be like “don’t talk to him Becky he uses 3 in 1 shampoo” but then believe in astrology

[Nick O’Tine @nickolodeon420]

mom trying to justify cheating on her diet: “pizza is actually pretty healthy, its got tomatoes and they serve it in schools”

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Absent fathers complaining trump only payed $750 in taxes, smh you worried about the wrong returns

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Sitting in b dubs and JuiceWRLD comes on, can’t even get wings without getting in my feelings

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You tryna tell me a vegetable fried this rice?

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My mom: “did you know the Clemson quarterback has his own McDonald’s burger?”

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Ass so swampy shrek is about to move in

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@caroline_nannis Yo who’s playing foosball?!?!

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Females be like “I need space”, yes I agree the ozone is essential

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Corona got me doing push-ups like I’m serving a life sentence with no parole