Nicholas Cook

[Nicholas Cook @nickontwitt]

Which county in England has created more jobs than the whole of France in the past year? Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire!!

[Nicholas Cook @nickontwitt]

@WillNottidge you are not often correct on things.. But on this occasion you are

[Nicholas Cook @nickontwitt]

@LOUvable Slightly cranky mate haha

[Nicholas Cook @nickontwitt]

When girls think they are good singers because they just do loads of fucking different notes singing one line of a song! #rantoftheday

[Nicholas Cook @nickontwitt]

@LOUvable can't stand these kind of statements

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Theory of everything... Quality film, quality acting!

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@WillNottidge you're still a cunt though

[Nicholas Cook @nickontwitt]

Been offered a placement with General Electric, inter railing in summer.. 2015 is looking very promising!

[Nicholas Cook @nickontwitt]

@millie_hughes what bath?

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@WillNottidge cheers dick head

[Nicholas Cook @nickontwitt]

@WillNottidge you saw me you nob

[Nicholas Cook @nickontwitt]

So called close friends can't spare 15 seconds to wish a happy birthday.. ignorant cunts

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Apparently kids in nursery who are naughty is a sign of intelligence.. I might as well be Einstein then #RebelChild

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@LOUvable cheers matey, hopefully not gonna be too long till I see your ugly mug, ly2p xx

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@millie_hughes Yeah i know! if she doesn't give me it, her house is getting egged!

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So had my interview for General Electric today for my placement year. Turned out my interviewer lives literally opposite me! #smallworld

[Nicholas Cook @nickontwitt]

I want to be a hobbit and live in the shire

[Nicholas Cook @nickontwitt]

It's odd how you can generally tell how old a woman is by her hands..

[Nicholas Cook @nickontwitt]

@DPrimrose94 are you at home?!

[Nicholas Cook @nickontwitt]

My attempt of growing a beard is ending today, Due to the realisation that my beard is turning ginger! Looks like it just wasn't meant to be