Punch the macaque: Rejected by mom → Hand-raised hero → Internet sensation → Still prefers his orangutan plush over drama 🧸💪 Slowly bonding with the troop, but this hug says it all.
Punch melting hearts worldwide—one cuddle at a time. Who’s sending this baby all the love?
Wishing everyone the best of luck today. May you utterly humiliate and destroy your political opponents online. You are completely right about everything. Don’t ever forget that.
Have a great day.
Dave Smith tired and jet-lagged is still the master class of common sense and probably will go down in history books as a great statesman of the likes of Hamilton. @ComicDaveSmith needs to get off the sidelines and run for office because our government lacks the common sense it needs. https://t.co/tr4QRehaKX
Umphrey's McGee has prepped 'Blueprints,' a new album developed in collaboration with their fans.
The collection features community-selected live jams that the band developed into full songs, road-tested and recorded in front of intimate audiences
https://t.co/shqDMYi2AE
@goldlikejoel@umphreysmcgee my friends and I have been consistently seeing you since 2003, and whenever I’m asked for an opener, bust out, song, etc I always call I Got 5 On It by the Luniz.
If my dream/joke ever hits, it should be at the Miracle in Mundelein. Please sir…
@TweezerTonight VIP tickets usually come with other accommodations that require work that needs funding. Those tote bags don’t fill and distribute on their own, someone is paid to do it.