nick

[nick @nickowenb]

If I have to parallel park I’m not coming

[nick @nickowenb]

Regardless if we don’t need to wear masks or not, for the rest of my life I will put one on when I’m feeling hit

[nick @nickowenb]

Comparison is the thief of joy

[nick @nickowenb]

Unsolicited advice will get you smacked I literally never asked

[nick @nickowenb]

Not someone stealing my card info and wiring 700 dollars to Boulder Colorado 💙

[nick @nickowenb]

note to self: stop addressing everyone as Mary

[nick @nickowenb]

Goodnight world I finally join the vaccinated girl spring club tmrw 🥰

[nick @nickowenb]

do u get tired of being told to start investing your money and buy bitcoin and invest and stocks like no baby I’m gonna buy this 13 dollar burrito bowl <3

[nick @nickowenb]

I wish an asteroid had destroyed earth before apes evolved into humans would’ve saved me a lot of stress

[nick @nickowenb]

it breaks my heart to see people put down others who are already struggling, why can’t we offer help instead of judgement

[nick @nickowenb]

@Uber my driver is telling me covid isn’t real and is a advising against vaccinations all I want is 5 free rides for this torture

[Madison @madistewart00]

My toxic trait is saying “nice talk” after saying something and it gets ignored

[nick @nickowenb]

@Apple I would really like a squash emoji

[? @golflefleur]

“i’m free on feb 14” you call celebrities “bestie” on twitter of course you are

[SZA @sza]

Ur fear of looking stupid is holding u back

[nick @nickowenb]

i miss being a bitch in public

[emily june @emilyjune_]

My friends looking for me in the club after I made a new friend group in the bathroom https://t.co/NL7CMPmGSk

[nick @nickowenb]

I can’t believe I watched football for an hour for that.

[nick @nickowenb]

anyone have a good therapist asking for a friend

[nick @nickowenb]

If you hand me a blunt and the mouth piece is fucking wet I’m handing it back and filing a police report