hello @elonmusk i am willing to accept $3,000,000.00 USD in exchange for my citizenship for the "Gold Card."
please let me know how best to proceed.
thank you,
In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/HDgbLNqWG5