nick

official cat dad

[nick @nickperrytoo]

hello @elonmusk i am willing to accept $3,000,000.00 USD in exchange for my citizenship for the "Gold Card."

please let me know how best to proceed.

thank you,

[nick @nickperrytoo]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/HDgbLNqWG5

[nick @nickperrytoo]

HOLY FUCK OBA FEMI

[nick @nickperrytoo]

i feel like the black sheep at work. it's weird. not a fan.

[College Football 27 @EASPORTSCollege]

Yeah, It’s really happening! Coming this summer. Full reveal in May #CFB25

[nick @nickperrytoo]

@Sxd91098

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Our trailer has leaked so please watch the real thing on YouTube: https://t.co/T0QOBDHwBe

[B/R Football @brfootball]

ONE OF THE GREATEST BICYCLE KICKS YOU WILL EVER SEE 🚲

(via @NBCSportsSoccer)

[nick @nickperrytoo]

miss you bud @DrewBee_3

[nick @nickperrytoo]

i haven't heard from you in a while. i hope you're well. your number is still saved, in case you reach out.

[nick @nickperrytoo]

speaking an orange of black kitten into existence

[nick @nickperrytoo]

does anyone want to start a minecraft sever?

[nick @nickperrytoo]

im at my lowest again. just remember. this too shall pass. hopefully

[nick @nickperrytoo]

so it's no longer twitter, but this is still a "tweet"? might just be me but "Tweeting on X" sounds like a drug thing.

[nick @nickperrytoo]

just edit the pride flag armband to black and white, class

[nick @nickperrytoo]

I just need you in my life

[nick @nickperrytoo]

friendly reminder to proof read cause i just accidentally called 470 people a "slut" via email