Nick Van Pretzel

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@BehizyTweets You can’t possibly be so stupid as to believe this, can you?

Oh, you can be this stupid.

Dang.

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@FBIDDBongino Wait are all of you guys going to jail?!

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@MARKTRUMBLE58 @TristanSnell Yup - these Nazi’s ain’t gonna salute themselves!

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@kanyewest Then your mindset is Pro-choice.

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@peterbakernyt “Political lens?”

You mean racist. That’s the correct word.

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@TroggerAspSun @PeteButtigieg @POTUS @VP @SecDef What a bizarro world of whiny horseshit you guys live in.

An echo chamber of excrement
where Trump deserves 100% credit for everything that has nothing to do with him and absolutely zero blame for anything that falls under his actual responsibilities.

Madness

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@Protestia When shuckin and jivin goes wrong.

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@DagoSupremacy Among many clearly awful qualities you possess, this is also just so impossibly lame to tweet. Hateful? Sure. Idiotic? Obviously. But also you must be a gigantic tool.

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@charliekirk11 Is there a reason all you MAGA fascists are already falsely claiming it was a DC police helicopter rather than a military aircraft? Nervous your commander in chief might catch heat?

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@DC_Draino Is there a reason all you MAGA fascists are already falsely claiming it was a DC police helicopter rather than a military aircraft? Nervous your commander in chief might catch heat?

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@brokebackUSA The only way this post could be any gayer is if after you hit send you received a full facial

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@patbev21 Got to be my least favorite player of all time. Laker or otherwise. All bark. No bite. Chihuahua masquerading as a wolf.

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@FaithRubPol That’s not fair! Some of us know Boebert because she jerked a guy off during the Beetlejuice musical.

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@publicpolicyman My informal polling says that 100 out of 100 women would never touch you with a ten foot pole.

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@HeidiBriones @realDonaldTrump Yall just scissored your own basic rights.

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@RobertKennedyJr Man shut up. Your brain has more worms than Dune.

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@_ryanruby_ Just know the responsible adults with children and rudimentary understandings of history, responsibility and consequence will never forgive your look-at-me wannabe moral superiority complex generation for screwing us all to prove a “point.”

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@Puff_Iya The problem is it’s a waste of time. Logic and reason are irrelevant. It doesn’t matter that we’re playing chess and they’re playing checkers when they can’t even figure out how to unfold either board. All that matters is turning more of our people out than theirs. That’s it.

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@baddestmamajama I think what you fail to comprehend is that your opinion is beyond irrelevant, and nobody owes you even the slightest iota of an explanation. Just admit you have no understanding of the region or its conflict, order your latte and keep it moving.

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Tough news for Hezbollah terrorists: instead of going to heaven with 72 virgins, they’re stuck here on earth with no dicks or balls.