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@ChrisFiexen

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@tornintoshreds Red light #1

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The debat.

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Is Mahan slow

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

Candidates for California Governor were asked “which actor would you want to play you in a movie about your life”

🟦Becerra: Antonio Banderas
🟥Bianco: Clint Eastwood
🟥Hilton: Jason Statham
🟦Mahan: Russell Crowe in The Gladiator
🟦Porter: Tina Fey
🟦Steyer: Gregory Peck
🟦Villaraigosa: Antonio Banderas

Photo credit: Getty Images

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My mom asked “Are the dishes washed?”

I simply replied “Ty Simpson”

She immediately knew I busted on the dishes

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@olmos_nick Alr bro we'll see about that

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@olmos_nick I was legit terrified they were gonna take Bain

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Got to have high high hopes for a living

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It was on mine. You lose.

[Shadow Knight @shadowknightdk]

martin scorsese giving a banger performance in a shitty movie wasn't on my 2026 bingo card

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@Marinersplswin Im gona buy some

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Okay

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Krispy Kreme is launching SpongeBob SquarePants doughnuts including:

- SpongeBob SquarePants
- Patrick Star
- Squidward Tentacles
- Gary the Snail

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@SpaceSocialist_ Yeah I think it’s fixed now

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@LSTR_512 Ah probably true then lol. I’m reading through cartagra rn but it doesn’t hit like Kara no shoujo sadly

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@LSTR_512 If you say it’s fire maybe I’ll have a look. It’d be cool to get into a longer series