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@kelseaballerini saved my life ❤️‍🩹🇵🇷

[Nick @nickquinley]

Love everything about this @KelseaBallerini https://t.co/CN9vstnOjZ

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Reminder that 95° and humid is better than 10° and a wind chill

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

When they said, "wear a suit," I just assumed…

Find a public pool near you at https://t.co/V0Tzb9IlHO.

[kyle @kyleconers]

if there’s one thing about kelsea ballerini… SHE LOVES HER GAYS

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Fuck yeah!!!

[Nick @nickquinley]

I know for a fact this wasn’t a law firm 😭

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

My old job had unlimited PTO, and when I tell you I just randomly requested off different weeks throughout the summer all my boss said was, "Well deserved, enjoy. Seriously, ABSOLUTELY.

[dayra @vixensupes]

Lives were changed!!!! Immaculate casting!!!

[Ella Septima-Hamer @jbrous41]

“Far left” and just a mfer talking about free buses.

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

The gay agenda is keeping gay people alive.
That's our big scary plan.
Staying alive.

[Nick @nickquinley]

My go to defense is: “I’m still on my mom’s plan. It doesn’t get much cheaper than that”

[Bulk Vanderhuge @flatearthjape]

The AT&T guy gripped my cart and said “prove it” when I told him I had AT&T

[bryson @eatitfordinner4]

@ellamalita Gay men are still men at the end of the day

[Annalyn Grace 💫 @annalyngraceful]

Since the Odyssey isn’t inviting influencers to the premiere, I think they should invite high school English teachers

[elaa @ekcwla]

este mes gay no se sintió tan gay

[Nisa @nkkiittyy]

Sarışın erkek seviyorum derken bahsettiğim sarı

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Hill I will die on: If a job can be done remotely but office presence is still required, the commute should be compensated.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

This is how you protest. Not with cutest signs, not with cringey chants. Not with stupid hats. You roll up your sleeves and fuck some shit up.

I never thought in 2026, that i’d be rooting for Albania and Iran. But here we are.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

NEVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.

[d. @_312DARIUS]

Overly too much going on in Chicago rn

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Mickey mouse couldn't believe his eyes

[JLazz @JLazz3]

I would love to see more underwater exploration of the Great Lakes.

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo just wants to set the record straight... ❤️❤️ GO TEAM USA! ⚽